The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness
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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Top 59 Mistakes Made By Adolph Hitler

    Top 59 Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler

    1. Land War in Asia
    2. Changed name from highly catchy 'Schickelgruber' to boring 'Hitler'
    3. Leaving his little mustache: not growing a friendly Abe Lincoln
    beard to instill trust among subjects
    4. Not buying lifts for his shoes
    5. Failure to exploit Me 262 Messerschmidt
    6. Failure to exploit Eva Braun
    7. Chose swastika as party symbol rather than the daisy
    8. Chose Josef Goebels rather than Marlene Dietrich to promote Nazi
    image
    9. Chose "Deutschland Uber Alles" over "Let's All Be There" as party
    slogan
    10. Lost the Ark to Indiana Jones
    11. Chose unfashionable blacks and browns rather than trendy plaids and
    stripes as uniform colors for SS & SA
    12. Referring to Stalin as "that old Georgian fat back"
    13. Indiscriminate use of V-2 rockets for public fireworks displays
    14. Free beer in munitions plants
    15. Lisp never corrected
    16. Bad toupe
    17. Refused to undergo nostril reduction surgery
    18. Failed to conquer strategically important Comoros Islands
    19. Fell asleep in staff meetings
    20. Chose Italy as ally
    21. Land War in Asia
    22. Got involved with a Sicilian when death was on the line
    23. Made pass at Eleanor Roosevelt during 1936 Olympics
    24. Built heliport on top of new Reichstag building which looked
    remarkably like a bullseye from the air
    25. Always got Churchill out of bed for conference calls
    26. Never had fireside mass rallies
    27. Told Einstein he had a stupid name
    28. Used SS instead of LAPD
    29. Admired Napoleon's strategy
    30. Strong fondness for saurkraut and beans made General Staff avoid
    him constantly
    31. In last days, chose to hide in bunker rather than ask U.S. for a
    little country place in Hawaii
    32. Nightmare involving Pillsbury Doughboy haunted him constantly with
    war advice
    33. Major theme in speeches -- "liebensraum, or "living room" -- widely
    misperceived as call for domestic architectural reform
    34. Failed to revoke Rudolph Hess's pilot licence.
    35. Pissed off Jesse Owens at 1936 Olympics
    36. Didn't put his brother Billy in the concentration camps. When word
    got out that Billy was just a beer guzzling fat guy in a small town
    in Bavaria who grew peanuts it was bad P.R. for Der Fuhrer
    37. Breast feeding for too long
    38. Passed up Finish "tanks for snowshoes" offer before invasion of
    USSR
    39. Drank to much at Beer Hall Putsch
    40. Spent jail time planning how to conquer the world instead of his
    own escape.
    41. Forgot to write "Dear Joey" letter to Stalin before invasion of
    Poland
    42. Blew nose on Operation Barbarossa maps, forcing extemporaneous
    invasion of Soviet Union
    43. Took no steps to keep Neville Chamberline in power
    44. Chose the Tirpitz for that weekend of love with Eva in the Fjords
    45. Frequently mistaken for Charlie Chaplin due to mustache; undermined
    credibility (as when he threatened to invade Poland, everyone waited
    for the punchline)
    46. Came off as poor loser when "Triumph of the Will" failed to win
    Oscar for "best Foreign Documentary" -- "You don't like me" speech
    undermined image.
    47. Used to make prank calls to FDR asking if he had "Prince Albert in
    a can"
    48. Forgot correct interpretation of Nietzche; caused much
    embarrassment when he used to cite philosophical support for his
    concept of the "Oberdude"
    49. Got drunk on schnapps and suggested Tojo attack the U.S. saying,
    "The U.S. only has twenty times your industrial power, what are
    you, a wimp?"
    50. Listened to too much Wagner and not enough Peter, Paul and Mary
    51. Spent too much on screwdrivers and toilet seats
    52. Tried to play football with Axis Lucy who pulled the ball away at
    the last second
    53. Failed to encourage tourism
    54. Being born
    55. Never did the honorable thing with Eva Braun
    56. Alienated Chamberline at Munich by sticking an "Invade me" sign on
    his back
    57. Kept Colonel Klink in command
    58. Churchill mistakenly thought "Deutschland Uber Alles" was a veiled
    threat
    59. Used same astrologer as the Reagans

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    Adolf rules!

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    22. Got involved with a Sicilian when death was on the line


    baha
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    10. Lost the Ark to Indiana Jones

    That was the key to the whole damn thing
    May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

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    60. Pissed off the Russians
    Milk is the best Supplement

    Well my friends think I'm ugly
    I got a masculine face - Tom Waits.

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    That was covered. Twice.
    "Except Belial. He knows everything. This isn't a sarcastic attack, either. He really knows everything." -----Organichu
    "Alex is all knowing and perfect"-----Jane (loosely paraphrased)
    -515/745/700 bench/deadlift/squat
    Current mile time: 4:23
    Marathons: 3
    Century races: 3
    Ironmans: 1
    Ultramarathons: 1
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    61) Didnt kill every French citizen while he had the chance so as to save the world from this rude and worthless people.

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    Originally posted by spain
    61) Didnt kill every French citizen while he had the chance so as to save the world from this rude and worthless people.
    :withstupi
    May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

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    hahahaha go adolf

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    61. Spent way too much time in Stalingrad when he should have just went around it.
    62. Ate too many creampuffs

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