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    I'd trade 12 or so inches off my penis for 20lbs LBM.

    (Still leaves me a good 6-7 inches to get freaky with.)
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    Ok, how about 20 years of experience for 20 lbs of lbm.

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    for 100lbs lean mass I would hump a buffalo for everyones entertainment

    for 50lbs I would get naked,paint myself red and run up and down the road singing "Im a little tea pot" till the cops come and take me away

    for 20lbs I would juggle turds in central park for 3 hours

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    I'd trade half of my member, a full 10 lbs, for 20lbs LBM.

    That way I'd look better, and I'd have a human sized dong. I'm tired of horses lookin at me funny.

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    i'd trade my mum for 20lbs of lm any day!
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    Originally posted by Natural Animal
    I'd trade 12 or so inches off my penis for 20lbs LBM.

    (Still leaves me a good 6-7 inches to get freaky with.)

    The only time you have more than 5 inches of penis is when there is one in your rectum. Good day.


    I'm sorry. I am a sucker for penis envy jokes.

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    Originally posted by captain piddles
    for 100lbs lean mass I would hump a buffalo for everyones entertainment

    for 50lbs I would get naked,paint myself red and run up and down the road singing "Im a little tea pot" till the cops come and take me away

    for 20lbs I would juggle turds in central park for 3 hours
    You can juggle? Sweet!

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    I would loose a toe or two for 25 lbs. of maintenance free LBM!
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    Look what galieleo really meant, ass fairy!!



    Originally posted by galileo



    The only time I have more than 5 inches of penis is when there is one in my rectum. Good length!!


    I'm sorry. I am a sucker for PENIS!!!!
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    Originally posted by Glenn626
    I would loose a toe or two for 25 lbs. of maintenance free LBM!
    hopefully you don't mean your BIG TOE, which you need for balance... LOL, i'll like to see you without any balance.

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    For 20lb LBM I'd hump a dog

    For 50lb LBM I'd gladly server 6 months in state pen

    For 100lb LBM I'd paint myself with whiteout, take off all but my boxers, put 2 big signs on my front/back saying I HATE NIGGE*S in red letters and get dropped off in the middle of Compton.


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    PERMANENT 20 lbs of lbm
    dude thats left kidney trading time

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    Originally posted by Vynod
    I would trade 20 lbs of fat for 20 lbs of LBM.
    Thanks for giving me this opportunity.
    You beat me to it, but that's exactly what I thought when I saw the first post.

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    I would trade all of the hair on my ass crack for 20lbs of LBM!

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    I wouldn't trade my hair for anything.
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    nothin..ill steal it!

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    Originally posted by Spawn_X


    For 100lb LBM I'd paint myself with whiteout, take off all but my boxers, put 2 big signs on my front/back saying I HATE NIGGE*S in red letters and get dropped off in the middle of Compton.


    you better be able to waddle you ass out of there..or else youd have to find a bi box for you to be burried in.
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    Originally posted by Orange357



    you better be able to waddle you ass out of there..or else youd have to find a bi box for you to be burried in.
    lol. got that one from Die Hard.. funny shiz.

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    Originally posted by Spawn_X


    lol. got that one from Die Hard.. funny shiz.
    I know...thats a reat movie(s)
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    My girlfriend.

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    I'd give that one away for free, don't need anything for it

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    yeah, you would lose 100-150 pds of dead weight there...LOL
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    I'd lose my hair - I shave my head anyway
    half the time I have no idea what you're talking about. the other half, I'm not listening.

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    Originally posted by Orange357
    yeah, you would lose 100-150 pds of dead weight there...LOL

    LMAO.

    105lb actually..

    Lotta dead weight i need to rid there.... :evillaugh

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    lol@gf comment

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