I'd trade 12 or so inches off my penis for 20lbs LBM.
(Still leaves me a good 6-7 inches to get freaky with.)
Horns: 36 inches
Canines: 12 inches
Current bench press: Nissan 300zx (8 reps)
"Mate I will bench press you and your whole family." - Typhon (Australian Powerlifting Champ)