Moved to NJ for my wife's fancy new gig. Closet gym is Planet Fitness (less than half a mile away)--next closest gym is a solid 45 minute drive with traffic. Joined PF, and it f*****g blows. I've never seen so many bro's in one spot and I work for a University. DBs only go up to 60 pounds, half their benches are on tracks, and get free tanning with my membership. FML. Kill me now.