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    World -> Hand(HELL)basket

    Yep, the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

    Check this:

    I have a handicapped sticker on my car (for very good reason). I'm out with my girlfriend yesterday, we pull into a sporting goods store (looking for some good boots). I park in the handicapped spot up front. There are four empty ones around me. I get out of the car, wander up to the front of the store with my gal.

    At this point, some **** (about 45, balding, fat as ****) walks towards me and my girl. He looks at me funny, then says this:

    "Are you the guy that parked in the handicapped spot?"

    And no, he didn't say it inquisitively. He said it like an asshole. He stood there and watched me pull into the spot.

    Looking at me, you can't really tell I'm FUBAR. If the skinny ass body and pale look doesn't give it away, you probably won't know.

    Now, I understand that some people will park in a HC spot wihtout a tag, or with someone else's tag (a grandma's or something). But this guy didn't even think before he opened his fat mouth. His daughter was with him, and she just stared at her father in disbelief.

    I was stunned. I couldn't believe someone would actually walk up in public and act like that. The guy just stopped and looked at me after he said it. I just stood there for a minute. Then said "I AM handicapped." The guy looked me up and down and walked in the store. As he's walking away, I kinda regain my senses. I walked right behind him and said "You got a problem with that, fat prick?" He heard me but didn't turn around.

    Now WHAT the **** is up with that? I just about hit the guy. It blows my mind that someone would act like that. I don't think the cocksucker saw the handicapped sticker, and if he did, he thought I was just some young dick exploiting a grandma or something.

    If I had thought of it at the time, I wouldv'e just raised my shirt up and said "What do you think, asshole?" I think he would've apologized crying, that faggot.

    I haven't been this angry in a long time. And it kind of shocked me. I didn't think somebody singling me out for my condition, or being a dickwad about a person's disabilities would piss me off so much. Just cause I got out of a car without a wheelchair and a smile on my face doesn't mean ****. It's probably a good thing I wasn't carrying around weapons, I may have pulled one. If his daughter hadn't been there, I prolly woulda gone apeshit. My girl stopped me from going in the store and showing that cocksucker just what a HC-bastard can do.

    I was angry. If any of you ever think about being a cock to someone when they park in a HC spot and they don't look HC, think twice. It just isn't nice, and if someone does it to me again, I'm gonna get right in their ******* face and hope they do something. I'm not happy.
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    You should have asked him "Are you handicapped?"

    And when he answers no you should have pulled out your trusty crowbar and whacked him in the knee, and when he falls forward whacked him again in his back...and again asked him "Are you handicapped now?"

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    Everyone in this world is so stupid that it's not even worth your time to get mad at them man. You shoulda just started making out with yer girl in front of him, lol.
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    lol @ going_big

    seriously though people should think before they open their mouths, it seriously annoys me that people act in this way, people are so ignorant today, it really gets to me.
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    I agree. That situation, much like any other, calls for gratuitous, excessive violence directed towards the offending party.
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    Man I wish I was with you in that situation, I really do, we could a slaped him silly and humped him stupid.
    A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.

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    ATTENTION ON DECK!!!

    I agree with the Captain.

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    People never fucked with me when I was a big guy. Now that I'm a skinny wimp people are fuckin' with me right and left. Time to kill.
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    but is there no way you can get more food into your system, you can do it Gyno!
    A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.

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    I can get more food, but I can't lift weights. Doing so would destroy me. *sigh* It's a bit depressing. My favorite thing in the world, taken away from me. Enjoy it while ye got it.
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    "All that matters is beauty on the inside! Outside beauty doesn't matter!"
    ~This is something ugly people say to feel better about themselves...

    "Strength and size don't matter! It's not fair to judge training knowledge based on strength and size!"
    ~This is something wussy people say to feel better about themselves...

    Pearls of Wisdom...


    Resident Ninja Demon (with a pet Radioactive Sloth) and SchlonkeyMaster of WBB!

    Rock is my 'Big Viking Brother', and not in a homo-esque way.

    And no COLON jokes, bastards!

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    please take me off your kill-list

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    You're not on, but if you degenerate my thread, you will be...
    Founding Member and CEO of the FFFA

    "All that matters is beauty on the inside! Outside beauty doesn't matter!"
    ~This is something ugly people say to feel better about themselves...

    "Strength and size don't matter! It's not fair to judge training knowledge based on strength and size!"
    ~This is something wussy people say to feel better about themselves...

    Pearls of Wisdom...


    Resident Ninja Demon (with a pet Radioactive Sloth) and SchlonkeyMaster of WBB!

    Rock is my 'Big Viking Brother', and not in a homo-esque way.

    And no COLON jokes, bastards!

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    Yes, Ma'am, I understand....

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    Shoulda kicked him in the nuts.

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    void main( void )
    {
    CWorld * pWorld = new CWorld( "Earth" );

    pWorld->setSucks( true );
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    pWorld->goToHell();

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    alright, the above is an example of when you know you spend too much time online.

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    ...or just too much time in front of this mahfuckin computer. i hate my job.

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    lol
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    I rather enjoy the code. Makes it clear whether he wants a response or not. Also makes clear exactly what is true and false. I think we should adopt it as the official language of WBB.
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    And no COLON jokes, bastards!

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    You should have thrown him in the trunk with the zombie.





    Like the only handicapped people are in a wheelchair dirtying themselves.

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    what a ******* cock sucker....
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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