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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Lord Kel Masters Sayiajin Prince's Avatar
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    BEER notice

    Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers,
    and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious
    when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the
    market, called "beer", is used by females to target unsuspecting
    men. The drug is found in liquid form, and is now available
    almost anywhere.

    "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars
    to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with
    them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume
    a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for
    no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this
    approach.

    After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to
    perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they
    would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer", men
    often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened
    the night before...usually with a vague feeling that something
    bad occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
    life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship".
    Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after
    "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
    female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
    However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the
    predatory women administering it, there are male support groups
    with venues in every town where you can discuss the details
    of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with
    similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group
    nearest you, just look up "golf courses" in the yellow pages
    "The whole jedi thing was just not compatible with my lifestyle. My master was jelous he was always holding me back, -"be mindfull of the future, but live in the present"- what the hell does that mean? I even got my arm cut off...it just sucked. So i switched to the dark side and i havent looked back once...Now i am shooting lightning from my fingertips, choking people over the phone, i even get to wear a cape.....its just boss. My name is Anikin skywalker and i am a sith lord."

    "i have the sex drive of 10 rabbits on viagra"

    age: 19
    height: 5'8'' (im lieing its probably 5'7'')
    weight: 159-165 lbs (morning and day)
    bodyfat: 8.6
    bench:315
    squat:405
    Deadlift:500

    goals for end of the year 405/500/600 at 170-175(with the 8pack)

    other: dips 3 and a quarter plates for 4 reps

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    is no more. Orange357's Avatar
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    AHHH!
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    Spartan Warrior The_Blackstar's Avatar
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    AHAHAHAHA!!!

    exelent post man!

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    Dude..is this your justification for bangin' that trannie or somethin'?
    "As far as drugs were concerned, all my bodybuilding heroes were on everything but roller skates."


    In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself, unless a man is walking or running infront of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.

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    lol

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    I should have known about this 'Beer'
    back in my dorm days.

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    Trying to figure this out JohnCollins's Avatar
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    Budiak, back in MY dorm days, you didn't NEED beer. We called it sport fu(king. That's why college was so great.

    JC
    "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

    Had a good workout on my liver yesterday. Did a pretty high number of reps, but not to complete failure. Liver DOMS today is kinda bad...it has even reached my head! -- ElPietro

    "If I ever found a chick who smelled like gun powder and spent cartridges, I'd run to a jewelry store, rob it, and propose to her with a sack of diamonds. " --Budiak

    "I dance like a drunken white boy. I'm really screwed since I quit drinking." -- PowerManDL

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