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    Joke

    ... A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
    "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
    The man replied, " I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
    The man continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the woman. The woman shakes her head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the man. The man takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the woman.
    The woman asks,"Aren't you having any?"
    The man replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."

    lol found this

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    reiner i thought your 'jokes' had been dealt with.

    'you cant avoid confrontation in life. it just makes things more trouble down the road. sometimes you have to look at the bull and say "f--k you bull" and grab that bull by the horns'

    -Shane

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    you didn`t think that was funny?
    *scratches head*

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    LOL.

    good thinkin on the man's part

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    lol...this is used both ways though.
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    lol

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