... A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The man replied, " I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The man continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the woman. The woman shakes her head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the man. The man takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the woman.
The woman asks,"Aren't you having any?"
The man replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."
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