PURPOSE OF JOURNAL:
To force myself to recognize those tendencies, conscious or not, which tend to undermine my success, my health, and my enjoyment of life; to provide both the evidence and inspiration necessary to abjure said tendencies and replace them with positive habits; to record miscellaneous thoughts and insipid ramblings which I may later find of use (highly doubtful, given the quality of my work); and, ultimately, to document the processes by which I will attempt to maximize my existence, however transitory and precarious it may be.
In other words, this journal will likely include the following:
- Pathetic attempts to attract desirable women
- Half-hearted efforts to increase caloric intake and gain muscle mass
- Workouts that impress only the local curl jockeys
- And, most importantly, endless self-pity and frustration.
All of which means I should probably fit in pretty well here .
FORMAT OF JOURNAL:
Assuming I have both sufficient time and desire, each journal entry should generally comprise the following sections:
That's about it for today's update. I hate to leave you all in breathless anticipation of the first exciting entry in the endlessly-thrilling life of V, but, well, I've got no choice. The crowbar calls.