The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness
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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    You know its steroids when..

    you see a guy with the upper body of a pro bodybuilder propped up by his little chicken legs.

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    no you know its a guy that doesn't work legs. A lifetime member of the Chest and Curl Jockey Order

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    He could be really lazy. It could just be synthol.

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    ha, that makes me laugh!
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    i just wonder how they get their upper body so big without working legs or doing deadlifts or anything. that's just strange to me.

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    Originally posted by TreeTrunks
    no you know its a guy that doesn't work legs. A lifetime member of the Chest and Curl Jockey Order
    :withstupi
    Cutting Cycle 02/04'

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    you know its steroids when your girl swaffels you.
    you know its steroids when she pops a vein on her glute

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    i call those guys who dont work legs lightbulbs.
    "...my bones are so brittle, but i always drink plenty of, 'MALK'?!?!" -- bart

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    Originally posted by Ironman
    i call those guys who dont work legs lightbulbs.
    heheh -
    or mushrooms mebe

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    Got one of those at our gym too.. Thought he was huge for the longest time, then one day he came in with shorts on. Gave me inspiration to continue working my ass off on leg day.
    LaLa

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    there are tons of those guys at my gym. it perplexes me as to how many guys let themselves get so out of proportion.

    when you arms are bigger than your quads you might want to start squatting...

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    Originally posted by LAM
    there are tons of those guys at my gym. it perplexes me as to how many guys let themselves get so out of proportion.

    when you arms are bigger than your quads you might want to start squatting...

    well ... in defense of the chicken-legged, one such suave fellow remarked he didn't work his legs because it made his manliness look bigger! I guess people can justify anything ... esp those with inferiority issues.

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    My manliness is already small, so it doesn't hurt anything to make it look even smaller.
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

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    haha LOL! nice one powerman...use the reverse psychology on these ladies...tell them it is 3 inches and when u bust out iwth a 5 incher they are impressed!!
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    5? That's huge.

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    FIVE INCHES? What are you, Mr. Fantastic?

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    a five inch blue vein custard pump

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    10 inches is the norwegian standard, norwegian men was breed and selectet for mating only if they were hung, so all naturally all norwegians are extreme hung.
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    huh.

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    Originally posted by Shocker
    a five inch blue vein custard pump
    lmao
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    NAte is exactly right." - Tryska

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    Originally posted by Rock
    10 inches is the norwegian standard, norwegian men was breed and selectet for mating only if they were hung, so all naturally all norwegians are extreme hung.
    Its the size of a Twizzler isn't it?
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

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    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

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    Mine's just average, I ain't afraid to admit it.



















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    so its just your average sized elephants vagina then ?

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