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    What's your Drag gonna be?

    speaking of halloween...who's dressing up, and what are you gonna go as?

    I think this year, i am gonna do a costume....jsut need some ideas......

    so what are oyurs?
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    I am going as a fireman this year. Why? Chicks dig 'em. Let the hose jokes begin!

    Last year I went as an angel. Blond wig, halo, white robe, wings, the whole bit. T'was just shocking, the number of offers I received from women that wanted to help me achieve 'Fallen Angel' status. I still have the costume, actually. Sewed the robe myself.

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    Snack Man.

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    *lmao*

    what do y'all think i should go as?

    i'm having difficulty coming up with something.
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    Lol @ Paul, that would be a sweet costume.
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    Originally posted by ElPietro
    Are you sure they weren't men, dressed as women?
    Just you, as I recall.

    And the answer is still no. I'm flattered, but no.

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    Good idea: Going trick-or-treating dressed up like a Pirate.
    Bad idea: Going trick-or-treating dressed up like a Piñata.

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    oooh...a pirate!

    i've enver been a pirate before.
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    Originally posted by Tryska
    *lmao*

    what do y'all think i should go as?

    i'm having difficulty coming up with something.
    Some ideas:
    - A PowerPuff Girl
    - A genie (with your large, dark eyes this'd be a natural)
    - Little Bo Peep (even better if you can con a friend into dressing as a sheep)
    - Little Red Riding Hood (again, better if you can find a partner to dress as the Big Bad Wolf)
    - State Trooper (women in uniform :drool: )
    - The Sorceress from The Scorpion King (a bit revealing, but hey...)
    - A Woman in Black (who sez it has to be Men in Black)


    that's off the top of my head... hope something in there helps.
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    I was Scarlett O'Hara two years in a row. Good clean fun.

    I've also done a jester and a sluttified little Red Riding Hood. Also fun.

    This year I'm thinking angel.
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    lol@powerpuff girl.

    I say go with the genie idea Tryska, I like that one.
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    Originally posted by Jane
    sluttified little Red Riding Hood. Also fun.
    Reminds me of a joke a good friend of mine tells about Lil'Red Riding Hood:
    (For some reason this is even funnier when told in a strong Kiwi accent...)

    Little Red Riding Hood was packing her things. Her mother asked, “Where are you going, Lil' Red?” Red said, “To grandma's.” Her mother said, “Okay, but watch out for the Big Bad Wolf. He'll pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and **** your little red socks off.”

    Lil' Red replied, “Don't worry mum, I've got me gun with me.” So off she goes. About a mile down the road, Lil' Red met the Three Little Pigs. They asked where she was going and she said, “Grandma's house.” The Pigs warned, “Watch out for the Big Bad Wolf. He'll pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and **** your little red socks off!”

    Again, Red says, “Don't worry mates, I've got me gun here with me, I'll be all right.” About two more miles down the road, the Big Bad Wolf lept out of the forest and grabbed Lil' Red. He shouted “Ha! I finally caught you!”

    And she cried, “Don't tell me you're gonna pull up my litle red dress, pull down my little red panties and **** my little red socks off.”
    “Yes I am,” said the Wolf, drooling.
    “No, you ain't,” said Little Red.
    “What do you mean,” says the Wolf, taken aback.
    And Lil' Red pulled up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, pulled out her big silver gun and said, “You're gonna eat me like it says in the book.”

    LOL!

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    Originally posted by Callahan


    Some ideas:
    - A PowerPuff Girl

    ~~~interesting..i like this one.

    - A genie (with your large, dark eyes this'd be a natural)
    ~~~~done this one already, unfortunately.

    - Little Bo Peep (even better if you can con a friend into dressing as a sheep)
    ~~~~*lol* no blonde culrs and blue eyes tho. and no partner.

    - Little Red Riding Hood (again, better if you can find a partner to dress as the Big Bad Wolf)
    ~~~~ see above.

    - State Trooper (women in uniform :drool: )
    ~~~~heh.....i could do a very S&M lady cop.

    - The Sorceress from The Scorpion King (a bit revealing, but hey...)
    ~~~~~ hmmm...i didn't see scorpion king so i don't knwo what this costume is??

    - A Woman in Black (who sez it has to be Men in Black)
    ~~~~~hee hee..if you've seen any of my other pics on this site, you'll know this is one of my standard work outfits. *lol*


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    The Sorceress


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    im going as John holmes or a cave man
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    im going as a profesional bodybuilder, something ive been wanting to do since i started working out.

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    ooh..i'm digging the outfit...mius that godawful cape tho. so i guess that would mean i'd be going as a belly dancer. *lol*
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    Go as a drunk naked chick. You don't have to worry about what you wear, you will be the center of attention, and you will win first prize for best costume.
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    pfft.


    not very creative tho.
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    Originally posted by Tryska
    ooh..i'm digging the outfit...mius that godawful cape tho. so i guess that would mean i'd be going as a belly dancer. *lol*
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    hee hee......very good point.

    erm..no pun intended.
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    thats the best idea ive ever heard of paul
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    Tryska, get a date, dress him up as a dog and give him a squirt gun. You, on the other hand, dress up as a firehydrant. At odd times during the evening, have your 'dog' lift his leg and squirt you with the squirt gun...
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