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    Lord Kel Masters Sayiajin Prince's Avatar
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    what's ur sign?

    Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."

    It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

    A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

    I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

    Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

    We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

    I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning ... okay....no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign."

    I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."

    Anybody you know need a sign today? The next time someone says something stupid, ask them where their sign is.
    "The whole jedi thing was just not compatible with my lifestyle. My master was jelous he was always holding me back, -"be mindfull of the future, but live in the present"- what the hell does that mean? I even got my arm cut off...it just sucked. So i switched to the dark side and i havent looked back once...Now i am shooting lightning from my fingertips, choking people over the phone, i even get to wear a cape.....its just boss. My name is Anikin skywalker and i am a sith lord."

    "i have the sex drive of 10 rabbits on viagra"

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    lmao.

    If I had a sign, it would say "I'm Sleepy."
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    Here's mine: :withstupi

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    I'd want one that said "If you read this you're gay"


    hahahahah

    that'd be so funny

    hahaha

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    oh didnt you mean starsign?




























    you didnt know i was being sarcastic, i think this sign has your name on the back of it.

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    i'm a capricorn.. but if i had to choose a sign i'd go with "I'm a horny arsehole"

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    Party of "No." Tryska's Avatar
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    my sign is still : "Hey crazy..come talk to me. I'll find you amusing."
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    According to Tryska I am anal retentive.... That makes me VIRGO
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    Originally posted by Tryska
    my sign is still : "Hey crazy..come talk to me. I'll find you amusing."

    You been conducting your rolling psych clinic on the bus again?

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    Party of "No." Tryska's Avatar
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    *lol* nah i've set up shop at the gym.

    I've got one crazy that everyone runs from that will still stop and cary on a conversation regardles sof what i'm doing. until i haul som weight. then he goes away.

    here's the funniest thing about him..he doesn't actually work out. he's got a membership, but he comes in, gets a smoothie, trools the floor for someone to talk at, ogles women, picks up smoothie, leaves.

    ps - he rides the bus.

    and mesmall.......just cuz virgos are anal retentive, doesn't me they are bad people. I've got plenty of positive virgo experiences.
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

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