Should I ever get anyone pregnant, and they have perfected the art of genetic engineering then my children will be dark blue, have wings (like bat wings.. but scaly), a long forked tail, and possibly four arms. Also, their feet will be able to grasp ahold of things, and have an opposable big toe. I will train them to hunt, and kill, for they will undoubtedly be rejected by society and forced into hiding. They will also grow to resent/hate me for what I have done to them, so my evil plans for using them to take over the world will fail when they either abandon me or (more likely) kill me.

Just thought I'd share. Anyone else want to engineer children?