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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Bored Teenager DelveyBoy's Avatar
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    Confucius Say...

    Confucius Say...
    1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.
    2: Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.
    3: Man who run in front of car get tired.
    4: Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    5: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    6: Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
    7: Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    8: Man with one chop stick go hungry.
    9: Man who scratches butt should not bite finger nails.
    10: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    11: Baseball is wrong... man with four balls cannot walk.
    12: Panties not best thing on earth... but next to it.
    13: War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.
    14: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
    15: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    16: It take many nails to build crib... but one screw to fill it.
    17: Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
    18: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    19: Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    20: Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
    21: Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
    22: Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
    23: Difference between pick pocket and peeping tom is the pick pocket snatches watches.
    24: Gay Indian is also a brave sucker.
    25: Man and mouse are the same... both end up in pussy.
    26: Sex is like bridge game... don't need a partner if you have good hand.
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    "man who want pretty nurse must be patient"
    -deFenDeRs oF thE unDerRateD

    If it doesnt make dollars, then it doesnt make sense

    I never knew how skinny I was untill I started gaining a little weight

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    Confusious say "jane get to class!"


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    Re: Confucius Say...

    Originally posted by DelveyBoy
    Confucius Say...
    22: Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

    lol

    funny stuff

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    right
    Cutting Cycle 02/04'

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    hahahahah!!!!!
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    lol
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    NAte is exactly right." - Tryska

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    Originally posted by the doc
    Confusious say "jane get to class!"

    I showed up on Friday.

    Each one of my classes clapped.
    "Then on leg day do squats, lunges, stiff legged deadlifts, fluffernutters, and calf raises."--Belial, training a newbie

    PowermanDL on Russian culture: "Big furry hats come into play somewhere."

    "The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death." --Thomas Paine

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    LMAO I got this email like 2 years ago and forgot all about it. It's just as funny now as it was back then.
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    "gentleman is man who take dishes out of sink before peeing in sink"

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    LOL!
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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