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    Confucius Say...

    Confucius Say...
    1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.
    2: Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.
    3: Man who run in front of car get tired.
    4: Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    5: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    6: Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
    7: Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    8: Man with one chop stick go hungry.
    9: Man who scratches butt should not bite finger nails.
    10: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    11: Baseball is wrong... man with four balls cannot walk.
    12: Panties not best thing on earth... but next to it.
    13: War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.
    14: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
    15: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    16: It take many nails to build crib... but one screw to fill it.
    17: Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
    18: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    19: Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    20: Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
    21: Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
    22: Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
    23: Difference between pick pocket and peeping tom is the pick pocket snatches watches.
    24: Gay Indian is also a brave sucker.
    25: Man and mouse are the same... both end up in pussy.
    26: Sex is like bridge game... don't need a partner if you have good hand.
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    Confusious say "jane get to class!"

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    Re: Confucius Say...

    Originally posted by DelveyBoy
    Confucius Say...
    22: Crowded elevator smells different to midget.


    funny stuff

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    Originally posted by the doc
    Confusious say "jane get to class!"

    I showed up on Friday.

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    LOL! me reap of what I sow....

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