Confucius Say...
1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.
2: Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.
3: Man who run in front of car get tired.
4: Man who run behind car get exhausted.
5: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
6: Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
7: Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
8: Man with one chop stick go hungry.
9: Man who scratches butt should not bite finger nails.
10: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
11: Baseball is wrong... man with four balls cannot walk.
12: Panties not best thing on earth... but next to it.
13: War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.
14: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
15: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
16: It take many nails to build crib... but one screw to fill it.
17: Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
18: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
19: Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
20: Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
21: Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
22: Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
23: Difference between pick pocket and peeping tom is the pick pocket snatches watches.
24: Gay Indian is also a brave sucker.
25: Man and mouse are the same... both end up in pussy.
26: Sex is like bridge game... don't need a partner if you have good hand.