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    VCF (vaginal contraceptive film)

    Has anyone ever successfully used this for preventing pregnancy. I opted to try it today instead of the old rubber hat. It didnt come with any directions, so I just folded it up aand shoved it up her crotch. I hope it worked. I really cant afford to have a Proteen Jr. running around. Has anyone used this before?

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    Lmao@ just folding it up and shoving it in!!!


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    if you don't have all the details on not making baby pro-teens, you might want to not have sex without a rubber.
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    Re: VCF (vaginal contraceptive film)

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    so I just folded it up aand shoved it up her crotch. I hope it worked.

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    Man wtf.

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    Re: VCF (vaginal contraceptive film)

    Originally posted by Proteen
    It didnt come with any directions, so I just folded it up aand shoved it up her crotch. I hope it worked.
    If your sperm are as stupid as that was, maybe they'll get lost on the way to the uterus. So no worries.
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    I second that Sun....

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    Maybe you'd better study up a little before just taking your chances, Proteen. Not the most responsible way to handle contraception there...

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    "So, how'd it go??"
    "Eh, I just crammed it in her."
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    Re: VCF (vaginal contraceptive film)

    Originally posted by Proteen
    Has anyone ever successfully used this for preventing pregnancy. I opted to try it today instead of the old rubber hat. It didnt come with any directions, so I just folded it up aand shoved it up her crotch. I hope it worked. I really cant afford to have a Proteen Jr. running around. Has anyone used this before?
    "I just folded it up aand shoved it up in her crotch"

    WTF man?

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    The package said it dissolves from the natural moisture of the vagina. The fist time I tried it, the film ended up melting to my finger, but the second time I successfully got it up their without any troubles. Plus I ont think a hospital would give out stuff that doesnt work. But I'm still a little worried. Plus, condoms suck. And she thinks she'll get fat if she takes the pill.

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    It melted to your finger! LOL!

    Next time just stick it in her ass

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    Tell her that you'll drain the manjuice out of her 1x per week to keep the bloating down.

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    Next time just stick it in her ass
    ROTFLMAOWWIMNKWHGGTB!!!!!!!!!

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    Umm...

    I'm scared now.

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    Originally posted by Bob_Knight


    Next time just stick it in her ass
    I meant your cock, not your finger.


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    Allright... one more reason not to be having sex.

    Hey bud, if I were you I would check out a little more info on contraception tuttut

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    lmfao at this entire thread.

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    I take that back. The fingering could also prove pleasurable (sp?)as well. But anal sex is the way to go if you want to prevent pregnancy IMO. You still have to be careful though that the "man juice" doesn't make it to her vagina (not cooter) or you will have problems.
    Last edited by greg kaiser; 08-29-2001 at 05:03 PM.

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    did you just say cooter?!

    well considering the other advice you gave...

    never mind.

    this whole thread makes me feel dirty. and afraid.
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    Contraception...

    The best contraceptive is marriage.

    How do you get your girlfriend to stop having sex with you?

    MARRY her!

    Proteen, is that a contraceptive or a fruit roll-up?

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    Originally posted by Tryska
    did you just say cooter?!

    well considering the other advice you gave...

    never mind.

    this whole thread makes me feel dirty. and afraid.
    There I fixed it.

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    much better. thank you.
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    Stop it - you guys are killing me here!!! LOL!!!

    "stick it up her ass" lol

    "did you just say cooter?" lol

    'MARRY her." lo-err, hmm, that last one kinda smacks too much of the truth...

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    Originally posted by Tryska
    much better. thank you.
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