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    I'm sh!tfaced

    Just thought I'd tooss in my own drunken thread. I'm legal in this country, but not in yours I think. I donyt even know what i've had to drink, I think i've had like 5 beers, plus 2 shots of whisey, plus abotut 6+ shots of rum. I'm not a heavy drinker eithre. This should make me feel pretty bad tomotrrow morninr. I just felt lik posting right now though cause I'm hungry too. Damn Vido screwed me. Dammit. I was gonna score and then he went and sat in some bozo's car, and on some assclown's mororcycle. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. i hope he bartfs all over himself.

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    And we're all smarter for hearing it.

    Man, I could go for a nice whiskey right now.

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    Re: I'm sh!tfaced

    Originally posted by Clark
    . I was gonna score and then he went and sat in some bozo's car, and on some assclown's mororcycle. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. i hope he bartfs all over himself.

    LOL....am I the only one that noticed this said he instead of she....the truth does come out in times of inebriation....
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    that is funny ****, i didnt even know what he was talking about but thanks for the observation.
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    haha...looks like eric might have a new friend to play with.
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    Damn Vido screwed me
    Rather the opposite, really
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    lol!
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    haha, a quality drunken post
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    You young-uns still listen kansas eh?
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    I listen to classic rock non-stop.

    I'm listening to Nazareth right now.
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
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    Budiak: I wish

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    Nazareth is very ace...good choice matt
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    Originally posted by PowerManDL
    Jane's location is a Kansas song.
    Indeed it is DL. It's quite appropriate at the current time.
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    Long story short Vido was the one sitting on the motorcycle and the car, not the broad.

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    Originally posted by Jane

    Indeed it is DL. It's quite appropriate at the current time.
    Could it be a town that begins with a "C" in a north central state?
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    It could!

    But it's not.
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    "The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death." --Thomas Paine

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    *fingerpicks janes location on the guitar*

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