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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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  1. #1
    Mystic Eric
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    Public Announcement:

    I am the king of the world!!!

    I will not be lazy anymore. I will prioritize my time efficiently. I will not fail another mid term. I will ace my next two mid terms. I will start eating and training properly and Manveet will never surpass me again!

    I am the king of the world!!!!


    Anyone have anymore goals or rants and raves?
    Last edited by Mystic Eric; 10-17-2002 at 12:01 AM.

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    I sense another useless effin post coming on.


    Why the **** did you let yourself fail a midterm? If you fail another one, there will DEFINITELY be another useless effin thread.

    If you ace the next two, your name will be engraved on saturn.


    *snickers

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    why don't you add losing your virginity to that list of goals?
    "They will spend their nights dreaming of six-pack
    abs and a rock hard physique, little do they realize eventually we will reach
    our goal and they will be dreaming of the body we walk around with every
    dayÖonly then will they understand." -- Severed Ties

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    "The whole jedi thing was just not compatible with my lifestyle. My master was jelous he was always holding me back, -"be mindfull of the future, but live in the present"- what the hell does that mean? I even got my arm cut off...it just sucked. So i switched to the dark side and i havent looked back once...Now i am shooting lightning from my fingertips, choking people over the phone, i even get to wear a cape.....its just boss. My name is Anikin skywalker and i am a sith lord."

    "i have the sex drive of 10 rabbits on viagra"

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    goals for end of the year 405/500/600 at 170-175(with the 8pack)

    other: dips 3 and a quarter plates for 4 reps

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    Re: Public Announcement:

    Originally posted by Mystic Eric
    I am the king of the world!!!

    I am the king of the world!!!!
    Are you that gay guy on the Titanic?
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    Was this the class that you didn't attend lecture or another class? Either way, just make a new plan for the next exam and focus ahead

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    I have crossed to Safety with? For I am There,
    And what I would not part with I have kept.

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    Maybe you should find a university with lower expectations.
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    I knew Eric would like a film full of sea men !!!!
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    Re: Public Announcement:

    Originally posted by Mystic Eric


    Anyone have anymore rants and raves?
    HELL YEAH....I do

    I hate my hair (well what I got left LOL), I hate brown eyes, I want to be 2 inches taller, my pecker could be longer, and I hate my job

    So see.....you aren't the only one with problems
    peace-

    Craig

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    Re: Re: Public Announcement:

    Originally posted by BennettBoy


    my pecker could be longer
    Oops, almost forgot......my pecker could be longer and intact

    I had to throw that in there for old time sakes.
    peace-

    Craig

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    lol

    i COULD be 250 lbs 6% bf

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    Some bastard keeps trying to hug me on MSN!
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    I HATE my job, If my boss ask me to do anther non-techie work. I'm going to turn around...

    Pinky jag him in the eye, has he bends down in pain i'll JUDO CHOP #@!$! His huge focking head off and hide his body under the data center floor.....



    When I drive home later and some a$$hole is in the left lane driving at 65, I swear Iím going to ram my car up there @$$.

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    **** in that case ill join in!
    I HATE MY SAUSAGE SCHOOL!!!!
    "The whole jedi thing was just not compatible with my lifestyle. My master was jelous he was always holding me back, -"be mindfull of the future, but live in the present"- what the hell does that mean? I even got my arm cut off...it just sucked. So i switched to the dark side and i havent looked back once...Now i am shooting lightning from my fingertips, choking people over the phone, i even get to wear a cape.....its just boss. My name is Anikin skywalker and i am a sith lord."

    "i have the sex drive of 10 rabbits on viagra"

    age: 19
    height: 5'8'' (im lieing its probably 5'7'')
    weight: 159-165 lbs (morning and day)
    bodyfat: 8.6
    bench:315
    squat:405
    Deadlift:500

    goals for end of the year 405/500/600 at 170-175(with the 8pack)

    other: dips 3 and a quarter plates for 4 reps

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    I hate cops...well its not that i hate them, but i feel better when they're not around.

    I also hate midgets, and especially those tall midgets, you know...what're they called...people.
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    Re: Re: Re: Public Announcement:

    Originally posted by BennettBoy


    Oops, almost forgot......my pecker could be longer and intact

    Same problem. Solved it by marrying a girl 5'2" and 98 pounds. She THINKS I'm HYOOOGE!
    "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

    Had a good workout on my liver yesterday. Did a pretty high number of reps, but not to complete failure. Liver DOMS today is kinda bad...it has even reached my head! -- ElPietro

    "If I ever found a chick who smelled like gun powder and spent cartridges, I'd run to a jewelry store, rob it, and propose to her with a sack of diamonds. " --Budiak

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    LMBO JohnCollins. Now that is a petite woman.
    peace-

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    Yep. And she's SATISFIED! LOL.

    Reminds me of the time I came home and found she had hung drapes in the living room. They ran out on the floor about 3 feet from the wall. I asked her, "Didn't you ever hear the adage about 'measure twice, cut once'?"

    She said, "Yeah, but for years you've been telling me (holds her fingers about 6 inches apart) THIS is twelve inches!!!"

    "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

    Had a good workout on my liver yesterday. Did a pretty high number of reps, but not to complete failure. Liver DOMS today is kinda bad...it has even reached my head! -- ElPietro

    "If I ever found a chick who smelled like gun powder and spent cartridges, I'd run to a jewelry store, rob it, and propose to her with a sack of diamonds. " --Budiak

    "I dance like a drunken white boy. I'm really screwed since I quit drinking." -- PowerManDL

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    Mystic Eric
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    Originally posted by JohnCollins
    Yep. And she's SATISFIED! LOL.

    Reminds me of the time I came home and found she had hung drapes in the living room. They ran out on the floor about 3 feet from the wall. I asked her, "Didn't you ever hear the adage about 'measure twice, cut once'?"

    She said, "Yeah, but for years you've been telling me (holds her fingers about 6 inches apart) THIS is twelve inches!!!"

    tuttut I'm showing your daughter that post, old man tuttut

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Public Announcement:

    Originally posted by JohnCollins


    Same problem. Solved it by marrying a girl 5'2" and 98 pounds. She THINKS I'm HYOOOGE!
    *** You married an asian women?
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    So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God's law; but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? Thanks be to God--through Jesus Christ our Lord!"
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    Originally posted by JohnCollins
    Yep. And she's SATISFIED! LOL.

    Reminds me of the time I came home and found she had hung drapes in the living room. They ran out on the floor about 3 feet from the wall. I asked her, "Didn't you ever hear the adage about 'measure twice, cut once'?"

    She said, "Yeah, but for years you've been telling me (holds her fingers about 6 inches apart) THIS is twelve inches!!!"


    BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA KEEP HER!!!!!!! KEEEEEEEEP HER!!!!

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    The vetruvian man is possibly the most important study of human form ever done.


    Hey John, proportionally speaking, does that me4an that I'll have to marry a woman who is 4'4" and weighs 50lbs?
    Short men....short men.

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    Originally posted by Mystic Eric


    tuttut I'm showing your daughter that post, old man tuttut
    I'm going to be very relieved when she graduates from the staff to knife forms, Eric. More positive than the big stick.

    And, Maki, she's from the Philippines.
    "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

    Had a good workout on my liver yesterday. Did a pretty high number of reps, but not to complete failure. Liver DOMS today is kinda bad...it has even reached my head! -- ElPietro

    "If I ever found a chick who smelled like gun powder and spent cartridges, I'd run to a jewelry store, rob it, and propose to her with a sack of diamonds. " --Budiak

    "I dance like a drunken white boy. I'm really screwed since I quit drinking." -- PowerManDL

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    Originally posted by PowerManDL
    Some bastard keeps trying to hug me on MSN!

    here is erics smilie representation:
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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