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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Soon to be lean... Joe Black's Avatar
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    Damn I seriously cannot believe this ****..

    Last night I was driving my car (which I have not had too long as most of you know) and I lost my cash card..

    Anyway my gf was asking stupid questions like "Where did you last see it ?" and "Where did you put it last?".. lol, I mean if I new that I would just go get it from where I put it last lol..

    Anyway so we argued and I agreed to drop her home.. I pulled up at her house and she was getting her back ad stuff together.. I noticed about 5 or 6m yards in front of me her housemate was putting her sterring lock on her car..

    Then I just heard a massive bang and my car moved forwards about 2 metres ! I looked outta my drivers side window and theres was LOADS of smoke and a car was diagnales in the road and was ploughed into the car i front of me..

    My area is kind of notorious for Joy riding so my instant response (after allowing the winding to go away lol) was to jump outta the car and see if I could catch some 14 yr old about to run off lol..

    But the person stayed in the car which I thought was wierd... I opened the door and there was like this 30 yr old asian guy in there looking a bit shocked..

    I also checked the flatmate who was still in her car and although well shocked she seemed ok so I asked the guy what the hell happened who was out of his car by now..

    He only had an asthma attack whilst driving and blacked out !!!!!!!!!

    So my Beemer is now undriveworthy (Bent up rear alloy wheel, blown tire and bsically a huge scrap mark down the driverside of the car...)

    So I am ringing up lame ass insurance companies today

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    Are you saying some Asian Guy rode your behind?
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    That sucks mate. But look at it this way.... at least its not totaled.

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    Shame to hear about that
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    damn that sucks im buying a little piece of crap today at least if that happens to me i wont lose much :P
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    You buy pieces of crap Frank? Eww.
    ...it's more friendly for trainers to say, "yeah, we can help you tone up!" rather than saying, "yeah, we can help you get rid of that fat ass!"

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    lol I forgot to mention perhaps the funniest bit..,

    The Police blocked the road as cars were diagnals and **** in the middle of the road ... Of course there was a bit of traffic from when b4 they did it so they started signalling people around the Police van in the middle of the road...

    LOL, this guy in a old pice of crap was directed around the Police van and he hardly turned his wheel, lol and just went straight into the back of the Police car.. HA HA

    I laughed so hard, but not as hard as when he reveresed in a panic into the Fiesta XR2I behind him.. OMG I was in stiches.. he was like 70 and ****ing senile lol.... The Police Women went nuts and confiscated his keys while they sorted it out lol..
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    LMAO! You got some funny story lately Hulk
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    Sorry to hear about this Hulk

    But the rest of the story is fuuuunnnnnyyyy!
    It seriously sounds like something you would see on one of those TV shows that show funny things caught on camera!

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    I've heard some funny stories in my time, but that was awesome! Oh, sorry about yer car though, that sux.


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    Originally posted by Maddog
    You buy pieces of crap Frank? Eww.
    Ya, crap with wheels
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    Hulk, still, you should be able to get money from the Asian guy, right? If he has attacks that impair him from driving correctly he should not have his license.

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    Heath after a long day giving people at his insurance some grief and moving it along faster it is actually working out ok..

    My car is getting picked up tommorow, I am getting a courtesy car whilst my car is fixed too..

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    Originally posted by Hulk

    Last night I was driving my car (which I have not had too long as most of you know) and I lost my cash card..

    Anyway my gf was asking stupid questions like "Where did you last see it ?" and "Where did you put it last?".. lol, I mean if I new that I would just go get it from where I put it last lol..

    Anyway so we argued and I agreed to drop her home.. I pulled up at her house and she was getting her back ad stuff together..
    that sucks hulk.. but i guess this accident that was indirectly related to dropping your girl off doesn't really help your guys's relationship eh?

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    Originally posted by Hulk
    Heath after a long day giving people at his insurance some grief and moving it along faster it is actually working out ok..

    My car is getting picked up tommorow, I am getting a courtesy car whilst my car is fixed too..
    hulk, if worst comes to worse, rip off your shirt and then start flexing and then they'll be scared into giving you what you deserve

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    What do you live on 101 Dumba$$ Drive rs. That is some funny stuff Hulk btw I would blame my girlfriend for the Asian guy too, well, not with her around anyway ow Yes dear I'm coming Dragss vox away by his ear.

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    So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God's law; but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? Thanks be to God--through Jesus Christ our Lord!"
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