after a hard days work, chip likes to relax and forget about all the things that make him NON HUMAN
-deFenDeRs oF thE unDerRateD
If it doesnt make dollars, then it doesnt make sense
I never knew how skinny I was untill I started gaining a little weight
that chipmunk is looking a little lean.
i think these ones have been smokin a little longer...
Isn't that just a squirrel...
"As far as drugs were concerned, all my bodybuilding heroes were on everything but roller skates."
In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself, unless a man is walking or running infront of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.
actually, from what my friend tells me, the second one is some college campus squirrel that was being fed a lot by people, got really fat, and there was a "Dont Feed the Squirrels" campaign due to health concerns over the little bastards.
Alvin! Simon!! Theodore!!!
(David Seville's pissed cause his weed is missing again)
Weight: Not Big Enough
“Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.” — Bruce Lee