The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness
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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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  1. #1
    Geordie The_Chicken_Daddy's Avatar
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    See if you get this joke...

    ...cause dumbass Eric didn't, and still doesn't after i explained it.

    Superman is flying around one day erradicating crime and what-not when he sees superwoman lying butt-naked and spread eagle on top of a sky scraper.

    Superman thinks to himself, "Hey, I deserve some fun more than anyone. And since i'm superman, i can do what i want before anyone notices..."

    So he swoops down, does the business and flies off before anyone realises. After which, superwoman says, "What the hell was that?!"

    To which the invisible man replies, "I dunno, but my arse is killing."
    "Geordie/'d3c:di/n. & adj. Brit colloq. n. 1 a native of Tyneside. 2 the dialect spoken on Tyneside. adj. of or relating to Tyneside, its people, or its dialect. [the name George + -IE]

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  3. #2
    YaRgHHhH~ Stray's Avatar
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    Oldie but a goodie

    "When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet him he will win." - Ed Macauley

    I work out because I have two daughters.....and one day they'll be teenagers.

  4. #3
    is no more. Orange357's Avatar
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    LOL!!! Isnt it about what you like eric? me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

  5. #4
    Ash "Money" Hegde Y2A's Avatar
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    Whats not to get? Good stuff
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  6. #5
    "Tuna Boy" NateDogg's Avatar
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    "damn...can't beat logic like that.
    NAte is exactly right." - Tryska

  7. #6
    A. F.
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    LOL he doesn't understand it as a joke, he sees it as an erotic story of 2 men.. lol

  8. #7
    Senior Member Avatar's Avatar
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    Re: See if you get this joke...

    Originally posted by The_Chicken_Daddy
    ...cause dumbass Eric didn't, and still doesn't after i explained it.

    and he wonders why he's having such trouble at uni...
    "They will spend their nights dreaming of six-pack
    abs and a rock hard physique, little do they realize eventually we will reach
    our goal and they will be dreaming of the body we walk around with every
    dayÖonly then will they understand." -- Severed Ties

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    Fighting Genetics AdamGberg's Avatar
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    LOL, if i could be any superhero it would have to be superman! he is jacked and gets the chicks! but i would want to be invisible and hopefully not get arse raped...
    "Don't take life too serious, you'll never get out alive."-Van Wilder

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    JustBecameAdaDDy entrrt's Avatar
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  11. #10
    Climax of Intellect WillyTheGreat's Avatar
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    what a dumb****, I got that when I was 10.

  12. #11
    Bmx Bandit McBain's Avatar
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    hahaha poor eric
    'you cant avoid confrontation in life. it just makes things more trouble down the road. sometimes you have to look at the bull and say "f--k you bull" and grab that bull by the horns'


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    WBBs motivational Speaker Rock's Avatar
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    Between a girls ties!
    so he basically ehm gets ass pain because he like what humped him self or
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  14. #13
    Mystic Eric
    It's a retarded joke. Think about it. If superwoman is lying down 'spread eagle' and having sex with an 'invisible man', there would obviously be a space of about a foot or so between the man and superwoman's 'box'. So if superman was to trying to have sex with her, and ended up doing that invisible man's behind instead, wouldn't he have noticed that his johnson isn't going in superwoman's box, but instead he would be humping the air?

    Yeesh, what a retarded joke.

  15. #14
    Party of "No." Tryska's Avatar
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    you're assuming superman is thinking about these things while gettign his doodle waxed.
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    Senior Member Savannah's Avatar
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    Lol @ Eric trying to explain himself!

  17. #16
    Wannabebig Member
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    I think we need to remember it is a joke, and doesn't necessarily have to make sense. It just has to be funny.

    You like me u think too much.

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    Way below radar
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    Somewhere between cognitive dissonance and the egocentric dilemma
    LOL! Good one...

    Too much analysis spoils it, Eric...

    And that goes for a lot of things!

    I could give all to Time except - except
    What I myself have held. But why declare
    The things forbidden that while the Customs slept
    I have crossed to Safety with? For I am There,
    And what I would not part with I have kept.

    --Robert Frost

  19. #18
    King Nothing ericg's Avatar
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    LOL, funny funny
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  20. #19
    Lord Kel Masters Sayiajin Prince's Avatar
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    eric ur an idiot...
    superwoman is pleasuring herself with the pole on top of the sky scraper (ie empire state building)....

    you dickweed
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    "The whole jedi thing was just not compatible with my lifestyle. My master was jelous he was always holding me back, -"be mindfull of the future, but live in the present"- what the hell does that mean? I even got my arm cut just sucked. So i switched to the dark side and i havent looked back once...Now i am shooting lightning from my fingertips, choking people over the phone, i even get to wear a cape.....its just boss. My name is Anikin skywalker and i am a sith lord."

    "i have the sex drive of 10 rabbits on viagra"

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