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    Typical Australian Gym!

    Hey all,
    seeing that I am that or i think i am the only Aussie here on this site I guess I should share with you all what a typical Aussie gym is and the characteristics of it are!

    Well there ain't no air conditioning, quite a few of the guys come in boardies and pluggers (thongs), you hardly have to wait for a machine (sometimes you might), you greet everyone as "Hey mate" or "G'day mate" or "how ya goin, mate". You can look out the back doors and you can see the footy field, AFL posts and the pub, a skate thing and a park. You help guys on the bench even if you don't know them and they respect that. The women vary, some wear the short pants if they have a "good" body and the others just a usual shirt and shorts, but our gym don't have alot of women.

    That's all I can think of now, but i'll put some more up if I think of any!

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    sounds like my gym. mate.
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    Well gday gday.
    You're not the only Aussie here, there's a few of us.

    You might be the only bloody Queenslander here tho. Typical bloody Queensland, 40 degrees in the shade and no air conditioning.
    AFL posts.....I look out the window of my gym and see lots of long grass, a golf driving range and a soccer field.

    And yes I love those mini shorts and pink cotton shorts the hotties where. The ugly ones can stick to a baggy T Shirt and some trackies and that will do just fine.

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    Greg Norman rocks on your asses.

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    jesus h christ an australian

    wtf?
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    i is a queenslander

    air conditioning in a gym?

    my gym looks like an old warehouse... its surrounded by other run down buildings.. all the members are suspects

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    Sounds like paradise!

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    Only Aussie?

    My gym has aircon, i definitely dont say gday to everyone, my thongs I leave at home and certainly there are a few scrubbers that go to my gym.

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    They use thongs in the gym? orders ticket for Mystic Eric, finally man heres something for you!!!

    Seriously thongs in the gym.......man I wouldnt like to see them be squatting and deadlifting and goodmornings, the whole ass to the floor thing gets a new meaning.
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    gday gday mates....typical bloody australian gyms. I always see mates wearing pluggers in the gym.
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    This guy I knew wore ugg-boots to the gym.

    Was quite a sight!
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    Unfortunately, you are not the only Aussie on here. We've considered banning the continent many times, though. Seems like they're all drunk or pedophiles down there. *shrug*
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    Originally posted by Gyno Rhino
    Seems like they're all drunk or pedophiles down there. *shrug*
    i wish i could object to the pedophiles. heh, a mate of mine put a cigarette out on ones face in jail.



    isnt it great to have a colon?

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    Shhh...dont tell him we all live in gaol.....geez.

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    Originally posted by WestyHeadbanger
    Shhh...dont tell him we all live in gaol.....geez.
    like any australian would even think about braking the law.. hahahahaha

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    Originally posted by OverDose
    isnt it great to have a colon?
    You'd be amazed how much fun anal sex can be WITHOUT one!
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    dirty convicts
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    My gym looks out across the beach.... and all the hoties sun baking on it!!

    GO THE ROOSTERS!

    PS, someone explain to Rock that thongs aren't what he thinks they are!! LOL!

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    Guys in pluggers? What in th world would Eric do if he stumbled upon such gym??
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    Well...he'd probably pinch himself because he'd thought he had died and gone to heaven
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    In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself, unless a man is walking or running infront of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.

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    LOL@rock

    hey man heres a picture of one sexah pussy wearing my thong(s)

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    Originally posted by McBain
    jesus h christ an australian

    wtf?
    *lol*

    I'll be sure to bring my pink thongs when I move to QLD in a couple of weeks...
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    Why the hell would you wanna move to Queensland?

    LOL!!!


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    If i was to move anywhere on the eastern coast, it would be QLD

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    Originally posted by Rock
    They use thongs in the gym? orders ticket for Mystic Eric, finally man heres something for you!!!

    Seriously thongs in the gym.......man I wouldnt like to see them be squatting and deadlifting and goodmornings, the whole ass to the floor thing gets a new meaning.
    lmfao.

    You guys call flip-flops/sandals "thongs"?
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