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    Scary tales, ever been so scared............

    hey guys, its winter, its dark, tell the most scary story from your life!

    Mine was at an old house, from the 1800th, builded by one of my friends great great grandfather, deep out in the norwegian countryside, late at night, with my buddies, we were staying there for a week and fishing. One night as we re playing card games, sitting around the table, with candle lights, it was really dark, as it gets around midnight in summertime, we were listening to slayer on a low volume. It was fun and cool, we were not more than 14years, so we felt really cool being alone out there for a week. But then all the sudden, a weak knocing on the wall occured, 3-4times, we all got up and looked terrified, the main door was open, so I ran to close it, and locked it, fumbling like crazy with the lock, the knocks got louder and louder and were on all sides of the house, also sounded like somebody where trowhing rocks on the roof, we were crazy of fear, all shaking and crabed some wood to use for protection, I decided to run out and fight who ever it was, but the others stopped me, and it continued for over 4hours, until we heard a car starting up. then it stopped, we went to bed, it was a great feeling when it stopped, probally just some hilbillies that we had seen the day before out fishing, they were really agressive and told us to back to oslo because this and that, and we are pretty dark haired, one is from denmark and one is half persian, alot of the boys out on the countryside are neo nazis. But we thought it was like the devil him self out there, they were probally laughing their arses off, kinda embarrasing story, but there you go, some scary stuff, one of my friends in all the ruckus drawed a picture of jesus, kinda makes me remember how scared he was.


    Whats your moment of horror!
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    Why does that scare you?
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    I've witnessed the Richard Simmons interview on Letterman.

    Sometimes...the nightmares keep returning...
    "Geordie/'d3c:di/n. & adj. Brit colloq. n. 1 a native of Tyneside. 2 the dialect spoken on Tyneside. adj. of or relating to Tyneside, its people, or its dialect. [the name George + -IE]

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    Aw come on guys!
    I think Rock has a cool topic here and he deserves some actual responses.

    I'd contribute, but I have never been terrified like that. Not that I'm a real badass or anything; I just never get that worked up about situations.

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    We used to live in a rented house when i was a young kid,and whenever the rent man came my mother used to tell me it was the bogey man coming to get us,and we both hid under the stairs until he had gone away.I was scared ****less.The bitch......
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    This girl was really in a hurry one day so she just stopped off at a Taco Bell and got a Chicken soft taco and ate it on the way home. That night she noticed her jaw was kind of tight and swollen. The next day it was a little worse so she went to her doctor. He said she just had an allergic reaction to something and gave her some cream to rub on her jaw to help.

    After a couple of days the swelling had just gotten worse and she could hardly move her jaw. She went back to her doctor to see what was wrong. Her doctor had no idea so he started to run some tests. They scrubbed out the inside of her mouth to get tissue samples and they also took some saliva samples. Well, they found out what was wrong. Apparently her chicken soft taco had a pregnant roach in it, then she ate it-the eggs then some how got into her saliva glands and well, she was incubating them. They had to remove a couple a layers of her inner mouth to get all the eggs out. If they hadn't figured out what was going on, the eggs would have hatched inside the lining of her mouth!!!

    She's suing Taco Bell! Of course. If you need to find out more about this, it's in the Nov. 9th NY Times. If you still want Taco Bell after this one,you're really brave.

    True story, boys.

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    ahh man thats ****in sick, im never going to taco bell again
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    I went to college in a small town in Arkansas. The night before Halloween a buddy of mine tells me of a "Satan house" outside of town that he and a couple of buddies were going to check out (at night, of course). I joined them and we drove out to the middle of nowhere (which in Arkansas can be pretty scary in itself) to an abandoned 2 story house that looks like it was never completed. It was a big house with about 6 bedrooms (another odd thing to find in the middle of nowhere in AR). Armed with flashlights and a lantern the first thing we noticed outside was yellow Police tape all around the house that cops use to block off crime scenes. We step into the house and notice spray paint writing and pictures all around the walls. Satanic writings and a huge drawing of a devil head on one wall. We were pretty freaked out and this point but being macho college guys, we kept exploring. The first floor was pretty tame just spray painted pentagrams and writings all over. The second floor was more interesting.

    Just at the top of the stairs we saw 2 dead squirrels in the hallway hanging from the ceiling by their necks. Right below the squirrels was a spray painted pentagram. One of the toilets had another dead squirrel in it and the other toilet had something disgusting (and red) in it and no one cared to find out what it was. Remember now, the house has no electricity and all we had were flashlights and one lantern. Things were getting spooky. Most of the rooms were empty with only a few broken chairs but one room had several interesting finds. Empty syringes were scattered on the floor and several boxes were lined up on the wall. The boxes contained hundreds of slides of medical procedures. Mostly surgeries (human and animal) showing the gruesome details. Pictures of blood and guts.

    This took us over the edge. We decided it was time to go. We walked (quickly) out of the house and as we were approaching the car I noticed someone with a flashlight walking across the road to us. I yell "Hurry, let's go" and everyone notices the person now. We run and jump in the car and took off fast. Luckily, the guy coming down the road on the opposite end of the way we were going and we got away.

    Sure, the house was probably just a bunch of kids trying to freak people out or a weird druggie hangout but it was pretty spooky and with the adrenaline pumping your mind thinks of some scary things that it could be. Well, that's the scariest thing I've ever encountered.

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    although those urban legends are nice and i may be ruining this thread, there is no way a cocroachs eggs could grow in a human being

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    oh, you dont believe that that really happened, huh, well all right.

    here is another one, i guess you aren't going believe this one too right?

    One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.

    It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard.

    In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe.

    Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.

    Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth.

    The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.

    The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.

    If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms. DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor.

    It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical pleasure.

    At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.

    The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag.

    Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.

    The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period.

    Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes!!!

    You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.........

    Another true story, boys.

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    that one i know.
    and lobster do not flip when you take them out the water. and there is really no way to use them for this purpose if they did, since their outside is sharp in many places.
    Also, ever tried grabbing one in that kind of way without it pinching the crap out of you with those underwater gardening tools....

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    The PH of the human vagina is most likely not suitable for the survival of baby lobster (or shrimp) neither will it be oxidous enough.
    also, unless this happened in the bladder, why would she feel she has to urinate?

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    The lobster/shrimp story is an urban legend and not true:

    http://www.snopes.com/sex/juvenile/lobster.htm

    The cockroach/Taco Bell one is also not true:

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/tacobell.htm

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    ah my gawd that some scary stuff.

    Brewsir, your story was freaky man!
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    Pfft.

    Either TripleP is full of crap and is pulling your leg, or he is radically misinformed.

    http://www.snopes.com/sex/juvenile/lobster.htm
    Lobster masturbation debunked.


    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/tacobell.htm
    Taco Bell Cockroach in the mouth? I don't think so.


    There are other sources out there, but snopes is pretty reliable in providing the REAL scoop on half of these "I swear it's true" bull**** stories floating around.

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    Man, that's some sick, ****.

    What kind of sick bastard are you???

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    but I just wanted a scary thread, with your guys own stories, not this stuff!
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    Ok I now feel horrendously sick and nasty all over.

    Well last night I watched this TV show about real ghosts caught on tape etc. I found it alittle bit freaky. Some things just didn't make any sense unless they were actually true.

    I had susupicions of there being a ghost in the new appartment I'm living in. I feel like a loser for what I saw but I did one night while sitting at the dinner table see something odd come down the hall way.

    This occured actually several months before I moved into the place but I had gone there with my family for a dinner party. I was the only one facing the hallway but it was just like this figure
    resembling a human of course. And it glided extremely fast. I only saw it for a second but it made me stop and pause and just stare there for a few mins trying to understand what I had just seen.

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    I know, dude, Q ruined it all!!

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    first of all, you probably have floaters in your eyeball, so when you move your head sharply they will float, causing you to "see ghosts"

    secondly, i dont remember what my next point but i'm sure Q could fill us in.

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    Ok, I must have missed something, who's Q?

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