I need some help. I need someone to totally flip out and kill some things but I can't do this myself. There are some hippos at the Toledo Zoo who I thought could put me in touch with a ninja, but the zookeepers kept me away from them because they know and fear thier power. I need someone fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.
If you had to go totally insane while being sweet, this would not be a problem. Thanks for your time.
"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery,no one but ourselves can free our minds." - Bob Marley
The trick to being a ninja is to be totally insane AND sweet.
Zookeepers won't let you see your hippo brothers? Chop off their heads. Then fly into the zoo.
Then none can stand in your way.
BTW, I watched Lord of the Rings last night, and I think Sauron is a ninja. He used a hooligan tool at the beginning, before that pirate Isildur cut his cool ninja ring off.
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ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago
Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties
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assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock
First Santa. Now Sauron. Anyone else?
Cannot bear very much reality/
Time past and time future/
What might have been and what has been / Point to one end, which is always present."
-T.S. Eliot. "Four Quartets."
"Redistribution [of wealth] is in effect far less a redistribution of free income from the richer to the poorer, as we [had] imagined, than a redistribution of power from the individual to the State."
Fear me, I am the bandersnatch.
Santa has to be a ninja...its in the book...but i disagree with my brother matt...sauron is anti-ace...the ring is like a laser...so teh coolness of the sword he wields is outshadowed by teh suckness of the ring...so he's a pirate.
May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead.