This thread is the ultimate.
What makes it the ultimate is it's subject matter which is contained within the thread.
Read on to find the subject matter in all of its glory.
If you choose not to read on then you have abandonned a life changing moment and instead opted to spend the rest of your life without experiencing the ultimate thread.
Here is the subject matter, which is quite separate and superior to the introduction you have just read:
This is taken from some old book I found in a wardrobe. Wanted to see if you guys agreed with it. In ways I do.
"The Meaning of Life.
The meaning of life is simple. To put it plainly the meaning of life is to occupy a human body and utilise it in interactions with other humans to assure the best possible outlook for that bodies conscious mind. For us to understand the meaning of life we must separate our consciousness from our physical being and understand that it is our conscious will which operates a human body to achieve a desirable state for the conscious mind. In doing so, one must firstly attain good physical shape. From there it is a matter of delving your body into adequate social interaction, sexual interaction, competitive interaction and of course fiscal interaction.....
The reason physical shape is important is because a body that operates in a healthy state provides a more suitable environment for the brain which is of course the centre of our consciousness. Through physical improvement the conscious mind becomes more alert, faster at processing and retrieving information and seemingly operates at an above average level of well-being......."