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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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  1. #1
    bone crusher
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    To Icer and all the women of WBB II

    to make up for yesterday's poetry that almost had me lynched by all the muscle girls around here

    Why santa cannot be a man
    I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe Santa's a she.
    Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing,
    social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull
    it all off!

    For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting
    gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised
    to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on
    the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman.

    Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up
    Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree,
    still in the bag.

    Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all,
    there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and
    strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate
    claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack would already
    be on the way to the taxidermist.

    Even if the male Santa DID have reindeer, he'd still have transportation
    problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and
    clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.

    Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:

    *^* Men can't pack a bag.
    *^* Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
    *^* Men would feel their masculinity is threatened having to be seen
    with all
    those elves.
    *^* Men don't answer their mail.
    *^* Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in
    jest, as
    anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
    *^* Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
    *^* Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their
    ability to pick up women.
    *^* Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a
    commitment.

    I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men:

    *^* Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous.
    Definite guy.
    *^* Cupid flies around exposing himself and carrying weapons.
    *^* Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers.

    Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test.
    But not Santa - not a chance
    I love the part about the gutted reindeer being strapped to the vehicle

    LOL!

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    I have lost all respect for you yet again.
    "Except Belial. He knows everything. This isn't a sarcastic attack, either. He really knows everything." -----Organichu
    "Alex is all knowing and perfect"-----Jane (loosely paraphrased)
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  4. #3
    bone crusher
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    Bah Humbug!

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    doc is fast becoming the most disrespected super moderator ever.
    Size is SEXY!

    As long as there's raniali nudity, its all good. -- PMDL, my idol
    My God. I wish, if only for a day, i had hooters like that to play with. -- TCD, my other idol
    It is as stable as my mindset around your breasts. -- robboe
    Good god raniali....you have an amazing physique. -- JustinASU
    Whenever raniali posts in a thread, somebody is bound to get aroused, thats just the way it is. -- Y2A


    ~Anything worth doing at all IS worth doing well.~
    ~You all laugh because I am diFFereNt; I laugh because you're all the same.~
    ~Have no fear of perfection; you will never reach it. -- Salvador Dali, Diary of A Genius~

  6. #5
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    Yeah, but he loves it

    I could give all to Time except - except
    What I myself have held. But why declare
    The things forbidden that while the Customs slept
    I have crossed to Safety with? For I am There,
    And what I would not part with I have kept.

    --Robert Frost

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    Player Hater PowerManDL's Avatar
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    *loses respect for doc*
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

    assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock

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    *never respected doc in the first place - he had y'all fooled*
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

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    Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

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    *gains strange new respect for doc for displaying a dogged willingness to repeatedly embarass himself*

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    *loses respect for callahan*
    Size is SEXY!

    As long as there's raniali nudity, its all good. -- PMDL, my idol
    My God. I wish, if only for a day, i had hooters like that to play with. -- TCD, my other idol
    It is as stable as my mindset around your breasts. -- robboe
    Good god raniali....you have an amazing physique. -- JustinASU
    Whenever raniali posts in a thread, somebody is bound to get aroused, thats just the way it is. -- Y2A


    ~Anything worth doing at all IS worth doing well.~
    ~You all laugh because I am diFFereNt; I laugh because you're all the same.~
    ~Have no fear of perfection; you will never reach it. -- Salvador Dali, Diary of A Genius~

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    Player Hater PowerManDL's Avatar
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    *loses respect for raniali*
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

    assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock

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    *waiting for PMDL to lose his mind since he can't seem to keep track of anything*
    Size is SEXY!

    As long as there's raniali nudity, its all good. -- PMDL, my idol
    My God. I wish, if only for a day, i had hooters like that to play with. -- TCD, my other idol
    It is as stable as my mindset around your breasts. -- robboe
    Good god raniali....you have an amazing physique. -- JustinASU
    Whenever raniali posts in a thread, somebody is bound to get aroused, thats just the way it is. -- Y2A


    ~Anything worth doing at all IS worth doing well.~
    ~You all laugh because I am diFFereNt; I laugh because you're all the same.~
    ~Have no fear of perfection; you will never reach it. -- Salvador Dali, Diary of A Genius~

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    Player Hater PowerManDL's Avatar
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    *loses respect for PowerMan*
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

    assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock

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    damn you all to hell i tell you!!!


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    Back at it
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    *loses respect for respect from it being thrown around like bikini tops in Cancun*

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    *loses respect for GIS for spying on me in Cancun*
    Size is SEXY!

    As long as there's raniali nudity, its all good. -- PMDL, my idol
    My God. I wish, if only for a day, i had hooters like that to play with. -- TCD, my other idol
    It is as stable as my mindset around your breasts. -- robboe
    Good god raniali....you have an amazing physique. -- JustinASU
    Whenever raniali posts in a thread, somebody is bound to get aroused, thats just the way it is. -- Y2A


    ~Anything worth doing at all IS worth doing well.~
    ~You all laugh because I am diFFereNt; I laugh because you're all the same.~
    ~Have no fear of perfection; you will never reach it. -- Salvador Dali, Diary of A Genius~

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    *loses respect for Cloughface*
    "Except Belial. He knows everything. This isn't a sarcastic attack, either. He really knows everything." -----Organichu
    "Alex is all knowing and perfect"-----Jane (loosely paraphrased)
    -515/745/700 bench/deadlift/squat
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    *loses respect for all y'all except the really hot chicks*

    * still respects the hot chicks in the morning*
    There is no better way to fight weakness than with strength. Once the mind and body have been awakened to their true potential, it's impossible to turn back.

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    *loses respect for aikigreg for not giving them the boot before you fall asleep
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    *eats a cheese sandwich*

    hi doc
    Our Journal!
    R.I.P Devie

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    aka Boobalowski raniali's Avatar
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    *loses ALL respect for workhorse*
    Size is SEXY!

    As long as there's raniali nudity, its all good. -- PMDL, my idol
    My God. I wish, if only for a day, i had hooters like that to play with. -- TCD, my other idol
    It is as stable as my mindset around your breasts. -- robboe
    Good god raniali....you have an amazing physique. -- JustinASU
    Whenever raniali posts in a thread, somebody is bound to get aroused, thats just the way it is. -- Y2A


    ~Anything worth doing at all IS worth doing well.~
    ~You all laugh because I am diFFereNt; I laugh because you're all the same.~
    ~Have no fear of perfection; you will never reach it. -- Salvador Dali, Diary of A Genius~

  22. #21
    bone crusher
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    howdy kimbo!@

    so did anyone like this one or was it a waste of server space?

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    *loses respect for poetry*

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