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    Please sign petition for Conan "Crown of Iron"........

    John Milius the director of Conan the Barbarian was all set to make this new film with warner bros. when a swedish company Paradox bought the rights to conan and now want to put out a more friendly less edgy conan without Arnold. Please sign this petition so We can get the final bloody installment with Arnie and Milius directing!

    http://www.petitiononline.com/crom12...ion.html:help:

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    Less edgy Conan??? HES A ****ING BARBARIAN!!!

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    Dang, I've missed good movies like "Conan the Barbarian" and want them back!
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    Signed. Conan ain't a sweet little girl, nor is he suppose to be.
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    LMAO.

    That's a very Swedish thing to do.


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    mother****ing god damn swedes, god damn A-HOLES!!!!!11

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    Maybe they'll get that Kevin Sorbo retard to play conan, and he'll just go around and punch people, or knock them out with the flat part of his sword, so nobody gets killed!
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    Originally posted by Budiak
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    Less edgy Conan??? HES A ****ING BARBARIAN!!!
    You mean he WAS...
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    I think they need to get Ronnie to play Conan.

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    if kevin sorbo is conan, what will happen to eiolas?
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    Thanks to everyone who signed but..........

    If we can get 10,000 signatures then various newspapers have offered to put out this story since this will be one of the most signed petitions(non-political)that they have ever had.Once again thanks. If Paradox does not listen then they shall contemplate this on the tree of woe!

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    Originally posted by Budiak
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    Less edgy Conan??? HES A ****ING BARBARIAN!!!
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    Has anyone asked Arnold if he wants to do it? Sad but true, he says he's busy for awhile. Rock said he was busy too. They talked about some guy I've never seen who play him on a tv show I've never seen.

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    I saw that TV show. The guy was huge and played a decent barbarian but only the Oak can play Conan. I hear that guy is a friend of Arnold's though. But Rock probably knows more about whether that's true or not.
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    Originally posted by ElPietro
    Maybe they'll get that Kevin Sorbo retard to play conan, and he'll just go around and punch people, or knock them out with the flat part of his sword, so nobody gets killed!
    Like they did Kull. What a loss. Coulda been a much better movie.
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    Sorry, Arnold can no longer play Conan. The guy is practically 60! The first Conan was awesome. Arnold was the quintessential Conan, but he is too old for the role now.

    As to Conan being a wuss, Budiak hit the nail on the head. Have Roland Kickinger, Gunter Schlierkamp (spelling?), or Rolph Moeller (spelling again?) play Conan.
    Last edited by chris mason; 01-14-2003 at 10:02 AM.

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    As for Conan being to old, depends on the setting of the movie. There was talk of having him and a son, so then he would be old. The interview I saw said he was busy, but this was before T3. I dom't see it happening though.

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    Arnold's english is too good to play Conan now.
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    I heard the Swedes were going to make a movie that was cheaper, but you had to assemble it yourself.

    Plus it'd break the first time you tried to watch it in a new location.

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