The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness
Latest Article

The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
More Recent Articles
Contrast Training for Size
By: Lee Boyce
An Interview with Marianne Kane of Girls Gone Strong
By: Jordan Syatt
What Supplements Should I be Taking? By: Jay Wainwright
Bench Like a Girl By: Julia Ladewski
Some Thoughts on Building a Big Pull By: Christopher Mason

Facebook Join Facebook Group       Twitter Follow on Twitter       rss Subscribe via RSS
Results 1 to 12 of 12
  1. #1
    Hmmmm..... Spiderman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Location
    Near the bay...
    Posts
    0

    We were bored... I swear!

    The other afternoon Franco and I were extremely bored, so we decided to beat the hell outta bam bam. He took it well. Oh, Kimmy helped too. Enjoy the read.


    Ryan says:
    *picks up trout*
    Bam Bam says:
    hey
    Bam Bam says:
    no no trout
    Ryan says:
    sorry..have too dude
    Bam Bam says:
    is that spidey
    Fraischio says:
    how about salmon
    Ryan says:
    that will work too
    Ryan says:
    salmon get Hyyoooge
    Fraischio says:
    fishy flaps

    Ninja Kimmy has been added to the conversation.

    Ryan says:
    Kimmy you here?
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    hey
    Ryan says:
    damnit
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    i mean no
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    lol
    Fraischio says:
    hey
    Ryan says:
    wanna watch Franco and i have some fun?
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    ya caught me
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    with what
    Fraischio says:
    whate u doing babes?
    Ryan says:
    *Swings trout...*
    Ryan says:
    *THWACK*
    Ryan says:
    *knocks bam bam the fuk out*

    Bam Bam says:
    gets ups and curses the room
    Ryan says:
    *kicks bam bam*

    Ryan says:
    *grabs bam bams club and beats him*
    Fraischio says:
    so, scott. When are you and blacksuperman doing some bare knuckle fighting?
    Bam Bam says:
    ill fight the guy
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    there ya go
    Bam Bam says:
    hes big but i have to be much faster
    Fraischio says:
    when?
    Ryan says:
    damnit franco, I catn' do this on my own
    Ryan says:
    wel, I guess I can
    Ryan says:
    what with the temper i have
    Bam Bam says:
    ofcoarse i would make him come here i aint flying to get a asswhoopin
    [b]Fraischio says:[b]
    ~borrows kims crowbar, whacks something~
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    im getting my axe soon
    Ryan says:
    damn, bam bam your head must hurt
    Ryan says:
    go go go!!
    Ryan says:
    he must not LIVE!!
    Fraischio says:
    sweet, sweet whaling
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    *uppercuts bambam across the room*
    Bam Bam says:
    my head hurts
    Fraischio says:
    roundhouse kicks bambino
    Bam Bam says:
    kimmy quit playing with my junk
    Ryan says:
    *pokes bam bam in his eye, pinches his nose...*
    Bam Bam says:
    ouch
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    im not
    Ryan says:
    you're goin down BITCH
    Bam Bam says:
    mouta##***********

    Fraischio says:
    kicks bammer in the knackers
    Ryan says:
    oh, damn...did my foot just go in your gut?
    Ryan says:
    bwahahahaha...
    Ryan says:
    down for the count
    Ryan says:
    now, to work on his knees
    Ryan says:
    *grabs crowbar from Franco..*
    Bam Bam says:
    im never down for the count you hit like kimmy ryan
    Ryan says:
    "You'll never squat in this town again asshole!"
    Ryan says:
    *THWACK!*
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    excuse you?
    Ryan says:
    "Man I like the sound of bones cracking."

    Ninja Kimmy says:
    did you insult me?
    Bam Bam says:
    im a curl jokey anyway lol
    Bam Bam says:
    yes confuscious
    Ryan says:
    go for his elbowS!
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    i believe my name is KIMMY, sir
    Ryan says:
    *snap*
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    *punches*
    Fraischio says:
    Yeah get it right
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    or pay
    Bam Bam says:
    hey i am a merc go find a damn pirate
    Fraischio says:
    "pay through your nose"
    Ryan says:
    *runs to kitchen...
    Bam Bam says:
    pulls out A-k sprays ninja scum
    Ryan says:
    "Here ya go guys, lets tie his ass to a chair and torcher him!"
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    *kicks out of bambams hand*
    Fraischio says:
    "put on stuck in the middle"
    Bam Bam says:
    dont make me sray baby glue on you guys
    Ryan says:
    lol...
    Bam Bam says:

    Ryan says:
    "sorry, I think you won't be doin any spraying for awhile" *breaks Bammers knuckles*
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    ouch
    Bam Bam says:
    oh the horror
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    damn straight
    Fraischio says:
    ~smashes monstar's knees~
    Bam Bam says:
    good job frans
    Ryan says:
    I think we're done

    Ninja Kimmy says:
    why were we beating each other?
    Ninja Kimmy says:
    and why was i involved? hehe
    Ryan says:
    franco and I were bored

    Later OnÖ.

    Bam Bam says:
    well i got to run
    Bam Bam says:
    nice break during the day though thanks for kicking my ass

    "Success is never behind you, it is always, always in front of you."

  2.    Support Wannabebig and use AtLarge Nutrition Supplements!


  3. #2

  4. #3
    Senior Member Savannah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,073
    interesting..... lol

  5. #4
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Posts
    4,407
    love that quote at the end
    CLASSIC
    Our Journal!
    R.I.P Devie

  6. #5
    "COUNT CRACKULA" Bam Bam's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Location
    oklahoma
    Posts
    2,814
    you mean the one about me spraying the room??
    Blocka Blocka

    I am AMINAL

  7. #6
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Posts
    4,407
    no
    the beating your ass one
    Our Journal!
    R.I.P Devie

  8. #7
    King Nothing ericg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Location
    Maine, USA
    Posts
    6,196
    Nice, kinda sad i didnt get to join in whats up kimmy and franco - u gal/guys to good for me?
    Current Stats --------------- Training Goals: Improve athletic conditioning.
    Squat - 305lbs - 1/23/06 ----- 335
    Deadlift - 415lbs - 2/4/06 ---- 435
    Bench - 90s*7 ----------------- 100s*5
    Weight - 208 ------------------ 190
    Height - 5'10"

    My Journal|My Routine|My FitDay
    WBBB|"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up" - Thomas Edison

  9. #8
    Hmmmm..... Spiderman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Location
    Near the bay...
    Posts
    0

    Re: We were bored... I swear!

    I like this one myself.

    Originally posted by Spiderman
    Ryan says:
    he must not LIVE!!

    "Success is never behind you, it is always, always in front of you."

  10. #9
    Senior of Kinesiology
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    Penn State
    Posts
    1,900
    Meet PR: 290lb bench press, 505lb dead lift @ 190lbs

    Current Training: Yoga and Weightlifting

    5'11'', Male, 175lbs, age 22

  11. #10
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Posts
    677
    lol

  12. #11
    "COUNT CRACKULA" Bam Bam's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Location
    oklahoma
    Posts
    2,814
    its not that funny *rubs bump on head*
    Blocka Blocka

    I am AMINAL

  13. #12
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Posts
    4,407
    lol i like how you adore your own quote

    aw ericg!!!!!
    dont worry we didnt abandon you!
    Our Journal!
    R.I.P Devie

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •