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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Are they OK?

    For example,

    Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot-out!

    Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

    Yo momma so dirty when she went to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Do any of these offend you? Just trying to contribute to the welfare of the wannabebig community.
    Last edited by Joe Black; 07-17-2001 at 10:06 AM.

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    I am highly offended and I think you should post more.. you know, just to see if I get un-offended with more? or something.. hehe..

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    Cack your momma is so fat she walked past the tv and I missed 5 adverts.

    Cack's momma is sooooo fat she was lying on the beach when a group of kids emerged poking her with a stick screaming "is it alive !! is it alive!!!"

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    Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

    Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

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    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a Kroger's and starved to death.

    Yo momma so stupid she tripped on the cordless phone.

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    Yo momma so stupid she sold the car to pay for gas money!

    Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!

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    I'm offended by the rampant mysogyny in this thread. tuttut


    sike.

    yo mamma is so poor I saw her dragging a pile of bricks in a wagon and asked her what she was doing and she said..."moving".
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    Yo momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu.
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    Yo momma so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

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    your momma so fat, when she laid down wearing a Malcolm X t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her!!!!

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    Yo mamma so fat she doesn't get a menu she get's an estimate!
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    Yo' mommas so fat, she is a fat, fat, fat, b*tch.

    hahhahah, top that one fellas!

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    Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house...

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    Yo momma is so nasty, she used Secret, and it told!


    Yo momma is so fat, when she wears red, all the kids yell "Kool-aid!"


    Yo momma is so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus!



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    LMAO @ D'Willie!

    Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

    Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

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    Yo mommas so fat, when she pulls down her pants to take a p!ss her ass is still in them.

    Yo Mommas so fat, when she's in bed wit yo pappa she has to fart to give him a clue.
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    Yo mommas teeth are so crooked, she smiled and I thought her tounge was in jail.

    Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she could butter a whole loaf of bread with them.

    Yo momma has one tooth and they call her chomper.

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    Yo mamma's so fat she has her own orbit...
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    Your mommas so stupid, her teacher told her to do an essay, and she went out and screwed a Mexican.

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    Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

    Yo momma's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    Yo momma's so ugly she scares the roaches away.

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    Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

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    Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

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    Haha...

    Yo momma so stupid she gave birth to you.

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    oops..that one was done already...


    let me see.....

    Your momma is so old her social security number is 1!
    Last edited by Tryska; 07-18-2001 at 03:07 PM.
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    Make me edit because of your edit...stupid decophile...

    Yo momma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
    Last edited by Cackerot69; 07-18-2001 at 03:11 PM.

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    i know i know....

    here....i'll make up for it:

    Your momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

    Live Dangerously! Learn a Little!


    Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

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