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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Proud Father Maki Riddington's Avatar
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    If Men Wrote Problem Pages

    *** Excuse me if it's already been posted as I have a tendancy to do this. I can't read every thread here.


    IF MEN WROTE PROBLEM PAGES

    Q: My boyfriend wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

    A: Obviously your boyfriend cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

    Q: My boyfriend continually asks me to perform oral sex on him

    A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.

    Q: My boyfriend has too many nights out with the boys.

    A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his powers with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it is a great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

    Q: My boyfriend doesn't know where my clitoris is.

    A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your boyfriend. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your boyfriend as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

    Q: My boyfriend is uninterested in foreplay. A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your boyfriend on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

    Q: My boyfriend always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

    A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
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    "Soli Deo Gloria"
    "Test all things; hold fast what is good.": 1 Thessalonians 5:21

    "I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do. And if I do what I do not want to do, I agree that the law is good. As it is, it is no longer I myself who do it, but it is sin living in me. I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out. For what I do is not the good I want to do; no, the evil I do not want to do--this I keep on doing. Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.
    So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God's law; but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? Thanks be to God--through Jesus Christ our Lord!"
    Romans 7:14-25

    "Judo is not about strength. Yet in the learning curve, all Judokas get strong. Only with time do you learn where to apply that strength."
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    Ash "Money" Hegde Y2A's Avatar
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    Great advice! Oral sex + food makes Y2A VERY happy! Id love a girl like that forever
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    thats funny
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    Wow, that column could have been written by my wife!!!
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