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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    heard my first WAR joke today...

    ok so here goes...

    did you know theyre closing all walmarts and Kmarts in baghdad??

    yeah theyre turning them into Targets.
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    LOL.....ugh
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    Thats seriously ****ed up.

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    groan......
    "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel." - Homer Simpson

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    Cutting Cycle 02/04'

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    i didnt get it

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    cmon i was hopin for a little more laughter!!! maybe its too early for war jokes, maybe in a nother week when everyone is desensitized it will be appropriate
    A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. - Edward Abbey

    There is a wide difference between speaking to deceive, and being silent to be impenetrable. - Voltaire

    If it can be imagined, it can be done. - Me

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    ok hows this for a joke then....not about war...


    A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an
    incredible set of jugs.

    He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets
    to Pittsburgh."

    He's really embarrassed...

    The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian
    slips like that. Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to
    say to my wife, 'Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said, 'You
    ****ing bitch, you wrecked my life.'"
    A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. - Edward Abbey

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    If it can be imagined, it can be done. - Me

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    better than the local radio station playing bombs over baghdad
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    i laughed at both of the jokes, especially the second one.
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    lol I was just thinking of that song, Celestial, and how appropriate it is right now.

    OK I got one:

    how do you clear a bingo hall in Iraq?


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    The second one was very good, especially for me, a married guy.

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    Originally posted by Saint Patrick
    OK I got one:

    how do you clear a bingo hall in Iraq?


    Yell out B-1!!!!!!
    *tries hold it in*..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    You kill me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize....

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