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    Miss USA

    OK fess up, who watched? It was only by default that I ended up watching the last hour. It's so sleazy.

    In the last ten finalists I calculated 50% breast augmentation. Isnt' there a rule or something against fake boobage?
    And of course the sleaziest of the contestants won, who, by the way, had one of the most impressive implants.
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    bleah. precisely why i don't watch.
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    Is that what I surfed past thinking it was a Victoria's Secret fasion show?

    Since when does the miss USA have a 'bra and panties' portion?
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    that is sick, the whole competition is sick and disqusts me, because they are born pretty they should go around with a title, miss , what bull****, a lesser perfect girl couldnt be a miss, man its so ****ing sick.
    Last edited by Rock; 03-25-2003 at 07:57 AM.
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    I do not watch them.....

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    Actually what was better than the Miss USA pageant, was the Fear Factor episode on earlier that had 6 Miss USA contestants in it. Was far more amusing watching these so called beauty queens diving in a vat of fish scale filled water and then having to chug down a glass of rotten squid guts. Yum Yum..

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    protien

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    Oh yea, that was the "swim suit" competition - they really need to go back to the one piece rule. A bikini with 4 " heals is just sordid.
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    i do like the Miss Universe pageant tho.
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    I watched for about 30 seconds. Guess why.

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    How is this any different than a bodybuidling contest?
    They both judge on who looks better than the other.
    Is it really so wrong?
    Isn't JEOPARDY just a beauty contest of the mind?

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    USA is and always has been the sleaziest.

    Universe is classier.

    America is classiest.

    But none of them are angelic.
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    I have no more problems with the contests than I have with the emmy awards or any of that garbage. Just an example of the volumes of shallow, thoughtless people that have access to televisions.

    http://www.ishipress.com/missusa.htm Kind of a funny article. Kind of sick too. Maybe degraded. At least it's honest.
    Last edited by Tiare; 03-25-2003 at 09:14 AM.
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    I like to read books in the evenings or watch educational programs....

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    ...didn't even know it was on.


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    I don't really watch it but I don't think it's a big deal.

    pretty-but-dumb chicks need a place to compete, too

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    its good J/O material
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    anyone got a link to a page with some nice miss usa pics?

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    I was suppose to go to the finals, but I couldn't get a tux in time. It was black tie only. Anyhow, several of my friends have been taking the girls around town and to dinner and showing them the sites(I almost did last week but had a stomach virus). They spoke very highly of the candidates they met. Yeah, they're attractive, and guess what, not all of them are dumb....kind of like not all bb'rs are dumb. GO FIGURE! Anyhow, I've got some of the pictures they took...I'll see if I can upload them.
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    Could really be bothered to watch it, but I had the tv on the channel. I was more interested in getting my dishes done, and cleaning.
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    there are soooooo many more good looking girls than those chicas on that pageant. but you have to be born wealthy and start early on that crap, who cares anymore!?!?! i would take miss fitness america over those annoying cheery girls....
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