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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    How can I get super powers?

    I've been huge into super heros recently. Does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can obtain super powers?

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    get bitten by a radio active spider
    Lordy,Lordy.
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    Hardwork that is..........- Peter Parker

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    Well I put a spider in the microwave and put my hand in the microwave and it didn't work...

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    Re: How can I get super powers?

    Originally posted by Mystic Eric
    I've been huge into super heros recently. Does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can obtain super powers?
    Quit being a flamer would help...swim around in some radioactive ooze...get a sidekick...find a hot babe...eh, on second thought...yer screwed
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    You must meditate on the banana for many years. Then and only then will the power it holds be unleashed.
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    nuke your protein , eat masses of it. you could be Protein Boy
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    Lordy,Lordy.
    Wont mind hanging out the back of that- Paddy.

    There is a miracle supplement its called 110%
    Hardwork that is..........- Peter Parker

    Your workouts are only limited cos of your imagination- Peter Parker

    No movie makes me Question my own sexuality quite like this one - Gyno Rhino

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    Try getting hit with a plasme bolt from the sky.

    Live next to a nuclear plant.

    Have superhero parents.

    Inject yourself with a mutagenic compound.

    or the easy one, where you don't have to pay anything, let the US government do experiments on you.
    "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel." - Homer Simpson

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    batman had no special powers he used his intuition and creative problem solving skills to keep himself alive, he has even fought evil villains who had super powers and still made it

    I think captain america was the same way, actualy I think he had been given a super soldier compound by the goverment so maybey he did have some powers

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    See if you can learn how to transform into a heterosexual.
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

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    or he can become a Mighty Morphin' Rect..... I mean Power Ranger
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    Originally posted by PowerManDL
    See if you can learn how to transform into a heterosexual.
    LMAO

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    eric - what would your superhero name be -
    Lordy,Lordy.
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    There is a miracle supplement its called 110%
    Hardwork that is..........- Peter Parker

    Your workouts are only limited cos of your imagination- Peter Parker

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    Originally posted by PowerManDL
    See if you can learn how to transform into a heterosexual.
    Lmfao

    the incredable GB aka Gay boy

    oh and to answer your question eric 1gram of sustan 250 a day and 3 acid tabs a bag of grass and youll be home free
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    lmao@this thread

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    Eric you already have a superpower, the ability to repel any woman.

    Just kiddin buddy.
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    Originally posted by captain piddles
    batman had no special powers he used his intuition and creative problem solving skills to keep himself alive, he has even fought evil villains who had super powers and still made it

    I think captain america was the same way, actualy I think he had been given a super soldier compound by the goverment so maybey he did have some powers
    well the thing with batman is that I would never become like him. He has the mind of a genius. When he was younger, he travelled to the orient and studied the martial arts with the greatest oriental martial artists and learned many skills over there. He also has inherited millions of dollars so he can afford to make this advanced machinery with the money and his genius IQ. So not only does he have the greatest analytical mind in the world, he has one of the greatest scientific minds in the world coupled with millions of dollars. So clearly me doing that is out of the picture...

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    Btw, good news, been talking to ectx and he said that he could possibly inject me with a retrovirus to manipulate my DNA structure. He's kinda reluctant but I'm all for it. We'll see how this goes. In a few years, you might see the world's first crime fighting, justice defending, superhero!!!!

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    Retrovirus? What's that like a hippy influenza strand from the 60s?

    If you really want to become a superhero you need to shock your system into it. Jump off the tallest building you can find and chances are your body will have no choice but to adapt and develop super powers, especially flying.

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    Cell-Tech, duh.

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    his superhero name would be mystic eric
    he would be mystic, and fight against heterosexual encounters in the darkness of the night.
    pink tights, with a feather in his hat
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    If it doesnt make dollars, then it doesnt make sense

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    Lordy,Lordy.
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    Originally posted by kAiXuan
    his superhero name would be mystic eric
    he would be mystic, and fight against heterosexual encounters in the darkness of the night.
    pink tights, with a feather in his hat
    Don't forget about color co-ordination, and the ability to redecorate.
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    Add in a lisp and you've got him.

    His victims would cower when they heard his theme-- "Its Raining Men"-- playing in the distance.
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

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    He just wants superpowers to give him a valid excuse for wearing skin tight jumpsuits.

    Eric, you could be "Come Out of the Closet Man." And run around zapping closet homos with your gay beam of pride, causing them to come out. Anytime there is gay bashing you show up with your "Rainbow Pride Army" to defend your rights.

    See, you do have sthuper powersth.
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