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    HELP!@! (how to get rid of hickeys FAST?!)

    some drunk girl gave me few hickeys,,,
    i wanna get rid of is asap...
    any1 kno any quick ways?
    thnx

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    haha i think you're stuck with them dude!
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    make up. the stuff chicks use to hide zits.

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    uh oh..
    yea i would say makeup
    it will at least make it look more like a bruise
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    Are you telling him to bruise himself lol.
    i wouldn`t know. a scalpel could do

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    How to get Rid of Hickeys 101.

    1. If you just got a hickey, take some ice and put it in a towel, and keep it compressed on the hickey. You should be able to get rid of it quickly.

    2. Toothpaste. Yes it works. Just put a bit over it, it won't help to clear it entirely, but it will make it go away quicker.
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    A cold spoon also works if you don't want to deal with ice and yes toothpaste does work!

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    cut your head off.lol. or u could just wear a polo neck.
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    Frozen toothpaste on your eye lids
    Last edited by bigkevin20; 03-31-2003 at 08:51 AM.
    Age 23 Height 5'10 weight 210 2 years complete of serious lifting.
    At 5'10" last Jan/02 I was 280 Lbs with a 44 waist.
    Now as of Dec/02 I am 210 with a 34-36 waist. A year complete 70 pounds lost now lets get big .
    Goal Deadlift 500 by summer now..
    02/10/03 405X3 425X1
    02/17/03 435X1
    02/24/03 445X1
    03/03/03 455X1
    03/10/03 455X3 "rack pull" 500X1 "rack pull MISS"
    03/17/03 405X6, "Rack Pulls 505X3, 525X1.... 555X1 Miss"
    04/14/03 465X1 verry difficult
    05/12/03 475X1 Easy!!! 500X1 Miss"real close"
    05/19/03 435X5
    06/16/03 Rack pulls 555X2, 600Xmiss
    07/14/03 500X1 GOAL ACHIEVED!!!!
    10/06/03 500X4 555X1 Miss
    10/13/03 535X1
    11/10/03 Rack pull 500X7
    GOAL for 2004 get back to a low fat% and keep it 8 -10% would be great.
    06/29 rack pull 700X3
    07/6/04 600x1 at 216
    09/6/04 600X1 at 208 Rack pull 720X3
    NEW GOAL BENCH 400 BY FEB 2005 "not sure about this one"

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    get a vacume and do the whole side of your neck
    Age 23 Height 5'10 weight 210 2 years complete of serious lifting.
    At 5'10" last Jan/02 I was 280 Lbs with a 44 waist.
    Now as of Dec/02 I am 210 with a 34-36 waist. A year complete 70 pounds lost now lets get big .
    Goal Deadlift 500 by summer now..
    02/10/03 405X3 425X1
    02/17/03 435X1
    02/24/03 445X1
    03/03/03 455X1
    03/10/03 455X3 "rack pull" 500X1 "rack pull MISS"
    03/17/03 405X6, "Rack Pulls 505X3, 525X1.... 555X1 Miss"
    04/14/03 465X1 verry difficult
    05/12/03 475X1 Easy!!! 500X1 Miss"real close"
    05/19/03 435X5
    06/16/03 Rack pulls 555X2, 600Xmiss
    07/14/03 500X1 GOAL ACHIEVED!!!!
    10/06/03 500X4 555X1 Miss
    10/13/03 535X1
    11/10/03 Rack pull 500X7
    GOAL for 2004 get back to a low fat% and keep it 8 -10% would be great.
    06/29 rack pull 700X3
    07/6/04 600x1 at 216
    09/6/04 600X1 at 208 Rack pull 720X3
    NEW GOAL BENCH 400 BY FEB 2005 "not sure about this one"

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    just say they are birth marks.
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    LOL! I used to do this for friends in high school: yellow-based concealer/cover-up to neutralize the color and provide opaque cover, a light layer of foundation make-up that has to very closely match your natural skin tone (or it stands out like a sore thumb and defeats the purpose of camoflauge) plus a light layer of powder to set it. My friend who was in theatre taught me how and I built up a whole cottage industry keeping my friends out of trouble

    And yes, it works on guys too if you can get over your fear of cosmetics. Decide which is worse, the hickey or the excellent cover job that no one will notice if done correctly!

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    What my girl use to do to get rid of the hickeys she gave me was by taking a lipstick cover and she would push down on it and twist the hell of it untill it all turn red and bend it in until it all faded and it worked.
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    Why would toothpaste do anything?
    I've heard the cold spoon, probably as a cold compress. I think time is key.

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    Make sure you don't drop the spoon, or else your town is getting killed.
    *cough*

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    i know this sounds weird but get a top to a lipstick container and place it over the hicky(open side of lid) then turn it repeatedly on the hicky this desperses the blood underneath and thus making your hicky not a hicky
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    what are you 13?? how about you stop giving and receiving hickeys. there is plenty more a girl can suck
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    Wear them with pride, you sissy.

    If someone asks if its a hickey, you look them straight in the eye and say 'Damn straight! What are you, queer??'

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    That line works for anything.
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    No, no, no. Don't say "queer". That's too easy to get away with faking. Say "slackjawed faggot". It's much more effective.
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    faggot master works quite nicely.

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