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    Some questions that you all must answer immediately.

    First off, and most importantly...

    Should I be worried that the same company who manufactured the bottle of nasal spray I purchased last week also markets a conveniently similar CANNED CHEESE SPREAD??

    2econd, why is it that 85% of the people who work out at night in my gym are Russian? Russian speaking, Russian..uh..acting, Russian looking Russians. With furry caps and all. They like to giggle and act childish and speak Russian whenever I go into the locker room(and I KNOW those assholes are talking about me!) while snickering and looking at me. The cleaning crew of every 24hr I've ever been to has been comprised of all Russians and about 2 Mexicans who do nothing but clean the mirrors and look at me funny. It is rumored that the Russian mob has quite an influence in Northern California. Have any of the other Northern CA WBB members heard of that? They also completely populate the workforce of all Wendy's restaraunts in the area.
    Speaking of Russians, who the hell told the online porn industry that looking at pale, flat-chested, stringy haired pimply assed gaunt Russian girls was a turn on? 'Young slavic ladies! Click Here!' They're not all like that, trust me. I watched 'La Femme Nikita' a few times. I dont know where the porn dudes got the idea that Russian=sexeh!
    Not me, my friend. Not me.

    Th1rd, I must know, now, why my school would schedule our spring break at a time completely opposite the spring breaks of all other major institutions of higher learning. We have spring break at the same time as most high schools. Yay. My other college friends have alreayd had their spring break. MTV has already stopped running their idiotic spring break shows and those delightful fellows would already be editing the latest 'Girls Gone Wild' if not for their being sued and jailed...

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    I cant take this crap anymore.

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    Hey there is Russians in my gym too. And im in Sydney. They are very social and don't make much gains. Yep they just kinda stay massive without getting much massiver.

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    Kick the crap out of them and tell them to speak English......or better yet look at them and laugh......they are the ones with ugly women......

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    Sledgehammer... stfu. like u know about that. lol

    the russian mob is estimated to still have around 2 million employees worldwide.

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    Budiak next time they talk say, " kakdjela ", that means how are you today, they will shut up then.
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    I am Russian decent and the women are ugly.....

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    Those are some interesting questions. I'll get back to you on them.
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    Re: Some questions that you all must answer immediately.

    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Budiak
    First off, and most importantly...

    Should I be worried that the same company who manufactured the bottle of nasal spray I purchased last week also markets a conveniently similar CANNED CHEESE SPREAD??


    ~~~No - they probably make your tinfoil too. and the flavoring of mcdonalds food. and air fresheners. what's to be concerned about?

    2econd, why is it that 85% of the people who work out at night in my gym are Russian? Russian speaking, Russian..uh..acting, Russian looking Russians. With furry caps and all. They like to giggle and act childish and speak Russian whenever I go into the locker room(and I KNOW those assholes are talking about me!) while snickering and looking at me. The cleaning crew of every 24hr I've ever been to has been comprised of all Russians and about 2 Mexicans who do nothing but clean the mirrors and look at me funny. It is rumored that the Russian mob has quite an influence in Northern California. Have any of the other Northern CA WBB members heard of that? They also completely populate the workforce of all Wendy's restaraunts in the area.
    Speaking of Russians, who the hell told the online porn industry that looking at pale, flat-chested, stringy haired pimply assed gaunt Russian girls was a turn on? 'Young slavic ladies! Click Here!' They're not all like that, trust me. I watched 'La Femme Nikita' a few times. I dont know where the porn dudes got the idea that Russian=sexeh!
    Not me, my friend. Not me.


    ~~~didn't we have a russian bodybuilding californian at one point? everyone around here seems to be mexican. blond hair and blue eyes apparently always = sexy.

    Th1rd, I must know, now, why my school would schedule our spring break at a time completely opposite the spring breaks of all other major institutions of higher learning. We have spring break at the same time as most high schools. Yay. My other college friends have alreayd had their spring break. MTV has already stopped running their idiotic spring break shows and those delightful fellows would already be editing the latest 'Girls Gone Wild' if not for their being sued and jailed...

    ~~~obviously they feel y'all can't handle spring breakw ith grownups. either that or they are trying to keep you out of trouble.

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    ~~~~~you first.

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    I cant take this crap anymore.


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    actually - i've got a question for you that is quite pressing.


    why is it in this new building i ahve a trash can at my desk that i am not allowed to put trash in? i have to take my trash tot he other side of the building and deposit it in the trash cans designated for trash that are securely placed in the breakroom?

    they won't even put liners in my personal trashcan so as to dissuade me from puttign trash in it.


    if i am not allowed to put trash in my fookin trashcan, why the hell do i even have one??

    that is all.
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    Tryska, to pee in


    Budiak, as a fellow resident of northern california, i have a bit to add.

    as for "mob", i would have to say yes, mainly because there is a HUGE russian population in the sacramento area, most of which are resident to the north highlands area, and form huge russian communities and only socialize with other russians.

    the few times ive gone to my gym at night(after 8pm), it has been filled with russians, all of whom like to stare and laugh (which baffles me cuz im always doing more weight than them), and foreign language or not, its obviou when they are talking about you.

    they are extremely rude, and less than a month ago my training partner and i were holding ourselves back from smackin a couple of russian guys just because of how rude they are/can be.

    Bottom line, like most pussy organizations, they travel in packs, and come in numbers, so they think they are intimidating, and they act superior to everyone non-russian.

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    to pee in! hmm..why didn't i think of that?

    oh yeah, cuz i'm female, and i also have a window right into my office.
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    Don't let the window hold you back........Tryska be daring .....

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    sadly enough, the restroom is closer than the trashcan designated for trash.
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    maybe these Russians go to the gym at night and work all the night jobs because they like to stay on "Moscow Time" even after they move to the USA?

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    Hum.....so are you against making love at your desk?

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    in the middle of the day with aisles and aisles of travel agents looking at em? yes. not to mention my office-mate would most likely feel uncomfortable. unless he found you cute, then he might wanna join in. i never really know with that boy.
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    1) No. Spraying cheese up your nose is good for your sinuses. Use both interchangeably.

    2) They are all carnie workers during the day.

    3) Your school is running an "involuntary abstinence" program. Find goat, thrust, grunt, repeat.

    4) @$$face.

    5) I don't have to take craps anymore.
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    You need a new office mate.......

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    Originally posted by Tryska
    not to mention my office-mate would most likely feel uncomfortable. unless he found you cute, then he might wanna join in. i never really know with that boy.
    Interesting. I just emailed this to him.
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    even more interesting, i AM her office mate
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    Originally posted by Gyno Rhino


    Interesting. I just emailed this to him.
    funny i didn't hear his email go "ding!"

    and webbie - stop slacking.
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    Ye know, to go ahead and take this even more off topic..

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    hee hee...kinda exciting isn't it? i'm gonna break the world wide web. :evillaugh
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