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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Scuzzbucket is numero uno Scuzzbucket's Avatar
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    A humorous little story about my Sunday night...

    I actually stayed in the whole weekend (an accomplishment for me) until Sunday night when my room mate and I decided to shoot some pool. We were having a pretty good time until this inebriated midget threatened to hit me with his pool cue (I don’t know why). Knowing that he was not in the correct state of mind and that I could clobber him without much effort, I let it go and went about my business. Everything was fine until he walked up to my friend with a half empty pitcher of beer in one hand and a spoon in the other (???). From there he felt the need to explain his love of God, his tenure in the United States Marine Corps, etc, etc. When my friend tried to shoo him away, he slammed his beer on the table and “put up his dukes” a la Daffy Duck. Mercifully, a 6’6” 270+ pound bouncer named Terry had taken notice of the situation and acted quickly. After chasing him around a pool table for a few laps (once again, a la Daffy Duck), Terry caught the little rascal and literally tucked him under his arm like a football and “escorted” him out. It was pretty funny.
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    Midgets are the source of all good comedy.
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    this is true.
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    Lol.
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    "Test all things; hold fast what is good.": 1 Thessalonians 5:21

    "I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do. And if I do what I do not want to do, I agree that the law is good. As it is, it is no longer I myself who do it, but it is sin living in me. I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out. For what I do is not the good I want to do; no, the evil I do not want to do--this I keep on doing. Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.
    So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God's law; but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? Thanks be to God--through Jesus Christ our Lord!"
    Romans 7:14-25

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    Originally posted by PowerManDL
    Midgets are the source of all good comedy.
    Agreed. Like wee man on Punk'd
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    And I would have kicked yours and your friend's ass too had that bouncer not surprised me from behind!
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    Midgets are cool. You aint cool untill you get harrast by a midget.
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    Midgets are cool. You aint cool untill you get harrast by a midget.
    If being harassed by a midget is cool, call me Miles Davis...
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    I had a big ass bear in the yard. Wasn't scared of me or the dog, which makes me a little nervous. Got some pictures. Hope he doesn't come back though.

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    Okay. Miles Davis. LOL.

    Something very similar happened to me this weekend. It must be mighty midget month.
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    heh heh heh.
    You kill me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize....

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    Really funny. I'm a midget, you *******. You think it's comical to poke fun at our kind? I'm coming over there to bite your knees.
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    aaaaaaaaaah yes the timeless sport of dwarf tossing!
    When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

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    I wanted to be a midget when I was a kid.
    "The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die." -Steve Prefontaine

    Motivate a fatty here.

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    ROFL, funny story, even funnier thread.
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    Originally posted by ChrisH
    ROFL, funny story, even funnier thread.
    agreed
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    Yall know that midget porn star, shes 3"10 and pretty whats her name... bridget powerz, or bridget the midget or something

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    I've seen midget porn doesn't really do anythin for me. But I am all for porn.

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    Reiner you brought those pics up pretty quick.

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    Shes really pretty? tuttut
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    I'm just wondering why you have those pictures saved your hard drive?
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    reinier likes 'em short.
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    Isn't she a bit small for you Reinier???


    LOL!!!






    Have to agree, those shots came up far to quick!

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