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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Something from MADD

    I recieved this email

    Please read and sign!
    *please read all the way to the bottom, follow the directions and sign your name


    WENT TO A PARTY, MOM

    I went to a party,
    And remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink, Mom
    So I had a sprite instead.
    I felt proud of myself,
    The way you said I would,
    That I didn't drink and drive,
    Though some friends said I should.
    I made a healthy choice,
    And your advice to me was right,
    The party finally ended,
    And the kids drove out of sight.
    I got into my car,
    Sure to get home in one piece,
    I never knew what was coming, Mom
    Something I expected least.
    Now I'm lying on the pavement,
    And I hear the policeman say,
    The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
    Mom, his voice seems far away.
    My own blood's all around me,
    As I try hard not to cry.
    I can hear the paramedic say,
    This girl is going to die.
    I'm sure the guy had no idea,
    While he was flying high,
    Because he chose to drink and drive,
    Now I would have to die.
    So why do people do it, Mom
    Knowing that it ruins lives?
    And now the pain is cutting me,
    Like a hundred stabbing knives.
    Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
    Tell daddy to be brave,
    And when I go to heaven,
    Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
    Someone should have taught him,
    That its wrong to drink and drive.
    Maybe if his parents had,
    I'd still be alive.
    My breath is getting shorter, Mom
    I'm getting really scared.
    These are my final moments,
    And I'm so unprepared.
    I wish that you could hold me Mom,
    As I lie here and die.
    I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
    So, I love you and goodbye.
    MADD IS HOPING TO GET 5,000 SIGNATURES ON THIS, THEN PASS IT ON TO
    SIGN.
    When this petition has reached 5,000, please return it to:
    MADD
    P.O. Box 541688
    Dallas, TX
    75354-1688
    info@madd.org
    1-800-GET-MADD (1-800-438-6233)
    If you receive this petition and do nothing but delete it, your
    selfishness knows no bounds. Signing is such a small effort to make.
    After you have read the poem, please add your name at the bottom.
    And never forget, DON'T EVER DRINK AND DRIVE, not even once, thinking
    that
    it won't matter. IT DEFINITELY WILL MATTER!!!
    How to set it up:
    1. Copy the entire e-mail.
    2. Paste it into a new e-mail.
    3. SIGN YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM.
    4. Then send it to everyone you know.
    THE NAMES:
    1. Adam Ross Kalesperis
    2. Deanne Perozzi
    3. Raphal Nash
    4. Courtney Easter
    5. James Chandler.
    6. Tracy Lamont
    7. Traci Arbisi
    8. Faye Hollenbeck
    9. Devin E. Davis
    10. Starla Shaver
    11. Theresa Brehm
    12. Lisa Brehm
    13. Courtney Barnett
    14. Erika Hurst
    15. Kym Moschgat
    16. Michael Hansen
    17. Matt Weston
    18. Laura Bunch
    19. Daniel Lawson
    20. Ashley Byrd
    21. Brian Chadwell
    22. Bonnie Morrical
    23. Susan S
    24. Michele Zader.
    25. Denise Marie Haines
    26. Keshia Marie Siders
    27. Amy Sue Tresenrider
    28. Tracie Balthaser
    29. Diana Kaufman
    30. Brooke Newkirk
    31. AARON BLACKBURN
    32. Christina M.B.
    33. Crystal Mckenzie
    34. Kate Laroche
    35. Callie Firman
    36. Christy Turner
    37. Rebecca Turner
    38. Elena Thomas
    39. Missy Burke
    40. Erin McCalla
    41. Lindsay Potrafke
    42. Jenny Eckel
    43. Cassandra Duggan
    44. Amy Liebisch
    45. Eric Widmeyer
    46. Alisa Huth
    47. Pam Augustine
    48. Leanne Trdinich
    49. Megan LeDonne
    50. Kristen Kennedy
    51. Mara Bennardo
    52. Lisa Wilt
    53. Amanda Pieta
    54. David DiCosol
    55. Connie Carozza
    56. Jaime Jacoby
    57. Erin Edmunds
    58. Erin Berecek
    59. Becky Porter
    60. Alana Miller
    61. Carrie Vermillion
    62. Susan Spearing
    63. Gaye Sougstad
    64. Lynn Snider
    65. David Shores
    66. Carol Conway
    67. Natalie Fair
    68. Alissa Lloyd
    69. Rebecca Wheeler
    70. Lisa Riedel
    71. Eric Vaughan
    72. Danielle Seaman
    73. Elizabeth Ambrose
    74. Katy Mahannah
    75. Susan Hall
    76. MIRANDA CUNDY!!
    77. Meg Kells-Murphy
    78. Samantha Kaiser
    79. Travis Lincoln
    80. Randy
    81. Chris Virgate
    82. Matthew Burbles
    83. Crystal Dambowsky
    84. Kyle freaken McEneany
    85. Krystal Scharn
    86. Laura Rothrock
    87. Bethany Bucci
    88. Amy Satkevich
    89. Christine Rich
    90. Courtney Reilly
    91. Lauren Tighe
    92. Jackie White
    93. Liz Farrell
    94. Kathryn M.
    95. Heather Anne Lowery
    96. Katie Jo
    97. Cara Brenner
    98. Emily Green
    99. Emily Harris
    100. Emily Chen
    101. Sarah Schererm
    102. Eric Eisenberg
    103. 'Slick' Dan Goldstein
    104. Abby Kimmelman
    105. Alyssa Lee
    106. David Hoffman
    107. Celia Kather
    108. Susan Ginn
    109. Carly Smith
    110. Anna Karis
    111. Alison Deffenbaugh
    112. Litzi Paredes
    113. Teresa Eldridge
    114. Stephanie Reese
    115. Jamie Turner
    116. Jenny Showalter
    117. Meg Wooldridge
    118. Kevin Tchai
    119. Loan Nguyen
    120. Elizabeth Yorns
    121. Katie McGowan
    122. Angie Henderson
    123. The 'Troyfish' of VT (USA)
    124. Natalie Corrigan of VT
    125. Dyanis Conrad
    126. Vasil Popov
    127. Marie Huitt
    128. Jessi McMahan
    129. Courtney Kelly
    130. Tracy Smithsher
    132. Sally J. James -in memory of /
    133. Rachael Harness
    134. Jan E. Conley
    135. Kari M.Fellers
    136. Dawn Love
    137. Staci Smith
    138. Douglas Blair
    139. Brooke Rhea
    140. Rachel Hammons
    141. Brian Gallion
    142. Ben Morrow
    143. William Burden
    144. Erica M. Smothers
    145. Jason Wilchie
    146. Frank Smith
    147. Kevin Rider
    148. Matt Masley-In memory of Alison, killed by a drunk driver - 1998.
    149. Deepak Deean
    150. Liz Dedrick
    151. Jessa
    152. Maureen MO
    153. Dawn O.
    154. Paul M. ~'Peewee'
    155. Vanessa R. ~'Venus'
    156. Ryan Cabral (stangman)
    157. Rachel Miller
    158 Christy Fairlie
    159. Julie Snyder
    160. Alex La
    161. Mariah Reyes
    162. Brandon Castrejon
    163. Ashley L
    164. Jeffrey Yamauchi
    165. Lois Kuo
    166. Priscilla Kuo
    167. Mei W.W
    168. Gennie W. Alasagas
    169. P.J. R. Alasagas
    170. Charina Gonzales
    171. Nieves M. Ague
    172. Calley Redd
    173. Alexandra Hart
    174. Lisa Peterson
    175. Amber Neil
    176. Mandy Cox
    177. MICHELLE REQUA
    178. Meghan Anne Meyer --- In memory of James & Kendall died from drunk
    driver 01/01/96.
    179. LAUREN BUTTLAR
    180. Brandie Thomas
    181. Lorianna Moreno
    182. Kris Jensen - In memory of Pat Byrd, killed by a drunk driver
    01/99.
    183. Katie Essig
    184. Jenny Haney - In memory of Shane Moore & Anthony Saucedo, died
    -
    July 9, 2000 when they were driving drunk.
    185. Kim Jones
    186. Sarah Bellamy
    187. Jon McInturff
    188. Elizabeth Price
    189. Lesley Kuras
    190. Kellyn Blossom
    191. Jenna Cullinane
    192. Katherine Gritter
    193. Ben Thompson
    194. Andrea Durell - In memory of the choad car...
    195. Erin Rae Lengkeek
    196. Tiffany Megan Lott
    197. Carrie Deathriage
    198. Melissa Mao
    199. Emily Leong
    200. Jill Burkholder
    201. Meghan Cloud
    202. - SLS
    203. Karen Roy
    204. Kasey Kniffin
    205. Tom Miyashiro ...this is for u joe...
    206. Jesse Jet Bellefleur
    207. Pamichic
    208. Fionaap
    209. Ann McDermott
    210. Gina Cerrito
    211. Johnny Horn
    212. Melissa Coleman
    213. Morgan Saltsgiver
    214. Erin Warrner
    215. Jennifer Warrner
    216. Kayla JOY McKenzie
    217. Alison L.
    218. Denise M. Malagari
    219. Amber Lynn Chesebrough
    220. Holly Chesebrough
    221. Daryl DuLong
    222. Diana Lupa
    223. Todd J. Pipitone
    224. Eric W. Davies
    225. Kristin Landis
    226. Dave Woods
    227. S.Whitney
    228. Christina Sweeder
    229. Sanam de Lorme
    230. Lindsey Eigenbrode
    231. Meredith Keller
    232. Candice Roubin
    233. **ANGEL**
    234. Kathleen
    235. Alex Rowe
    236. Rachel "T" Thompson
    237. Abe Thompson
    238. David Dare
    239. Sarah Gullemette
    240. Ben Cormier
    241. Devon Smith
    242. Ashley
    243. Amy
    244. Nicole Thibodeau
    245. Katie Wallace
    246. Jessica Shanahan
    247. Brianna Harmer
    248. Mary E. Sundberg
    249. Kristen Sundberg
    250. Lindsay Chandler
    251. Heather King
    252. Nyleen Veigas
    253. Catrina Basset
    254. Melissa Ford
    255. Ashlie Johnson - In memory of my beloved John
    256. Ashley Jackson
    257. Mark Pepperdine
    258. Colleen Pepperdine
    259. Monica Waldrop
    260. Rebekah Martinez
    261. Heather VonKahle - my brother was killed by a drunk
    262. Kristina Yager
    263. Shane Peters
    264. PFC Jamison Hurley Military Police Corps. U.S. ARMY
    265. PFC Daniel Brown Transportation Corps. U.S. ARMY
    266. Kyla Parker
    267. Angel Acevedo - in loving memory of Jason Stofregen
    268. Linda Maberry - In Memory of My Son Jason - killed 7/16/2000 by
    drunk
    driver
    269. Stacy Stafford - In Loving Memory of Jason Stofregen
    270. Peyton Potter
    271. Shelton Potter
    272. Diane Calhoun
    273.Sgt Northrop, Linda USMC 274.Lcpl Broadstreet, USMC
    275.Ben Senter
    276.Chad White
    277. Eric Clark
    278. Julie Smith
    279. Dawn Hurley
    280. Melissa Baxter
    281. Dave Kothstein
    282. mary whisler
    283. george whisler
    284. joshua whisler
    285. Dave Ivey
    286 Sheri Ivey
    287 Dave Ivey II
    288 Jessica Ivey
    289 Rose Ivey
    290.Dorie Masterstefone
    291 Michael mccarrhaer
    292 maria Hamm
    293 rebecca Hamm
    294 Deana Montoro
    295 Nancy Lopez
    296 Mark Lopez
    297 Grace Kieley
    298 Becky Gatti
    299 Carolyn Showers
    300 Robert Hatton
    301 TRACY ANGELO
    302 KURT ANGELO
    303 June Authier
    304 Robin Authier
    305 sarah frey
    306 Kathy Breneman
    307Frank Breneman
    308 Erin Breneman
    309 Jim Cascio
    310 Kim Cascio
    311 Kate Wolgemuth
    312. Stefanie Heagy
    313.Ginger Heagy
    314.Barry Heagy
    315.Graham Heagy
    316. Gabe Heagy
    317.Heather Heagy
    318.Megan Heagy
    319. Liisa Heagy
    320.Christine Heagy
    321.Danielle Gehman
    322. Sarah Bechtel
    323. Megan Vascellaro
    324. Alexa Vascellaro
    325. Ashley Blount
    326. Kristin Blount
    327. Scott Blount
    328. Ruth Blount
    329. Nolan Blount
    330. Roger Blount
    331. Susan Warner
    332. Paige Warner
    333. Dang Warner
    334. Mark Costrello
    335. Janna Yacks
    336. Amy Brunner Aka Mr.P!nK (lol mis and nicky)
    337. Skye Ruf
    338. Deanna LaMasster (CABBAGEPRETZLE!!!)
    339. Amanda
    340. Ryan
    341. Tim Longenecker
    342. Joan Smith
    343. Andrea Watkins
    344. Gail A'Brunzo
    345. Lindsey A'Brunzo and Steve Harding--
    346. Destiny Sommer
    347. Meredith McMurtrie
    348. Lynne (Eckman) Henry
    349. Christy Knight
    350. Kimyia Varzi
    351. Patti Kim
    352. Kathy Chu
    353. Emma Otsuji
    354. Cynthia K. Estrada
    355. Brent A. Osorio
    356. Ana J Alatorre
    357. Keith Osorio
    358.Becky Pfeifer
    359.Alizabeth Pfeifer
    360.Raeanne Pfeifer
    361.Theresa Pfeifer
    362.William D. Pfeifer
    363.Carol Pfeifer
    364.William H.Pfeifer
    366.Quyen Pfeifer
    367.Asia Pfeifer
    368.Zion Pfeifer
    369.Tom Pfeifer
    370. Jolene Kostenbader,cm
    371. David Kostenbader,cm
    372. Bela Gecsey, Costa Mesa, Ca
    373. Tiffany Gecsey, Costa Mesa, Ca
    374. Nicole Kahn
    375. Mark Kahn
    376. Tina Garrett
    378. Adam Garrett/ Fire Fighter/Paramedic Belton, MO_Ran a call 4/28,
    Drunk
    driver head on collision on 71 Hwy, Harrisonville Mo. Killed one,
    critically
    injured 5 flown to Children's Mercy. Please sign and forward!!
    379. Victor L. Watson, Collierville, TN.
    380. Christine R. Watson, Collierville, TN.
    381.Cindy Smith.Memphis,Tn 382.Buddy Smith, Memphis,Tn (USA)
    383.Kelley Frans Memphis,Tn.
    384. Tammie Dawson, Memphis, Tn.
    385. Dale Dawson, Memphis, Tn.
    386. J.T. Norris, Memphis, TN
    387. Wendy Brown
    388. Kathy Garazin, IL
    389. Heather Rae Hackett, IL
    390 Edward Crane, Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.
    391. Jodie Goodman, Margate, FL
    392. Marc Goodman, Margate, FL
    393. Stephen Goodman, Margate, FL
    394. Jennifer Goodman, Margate, FL
    395. Dorothy Gerson, Lauderhill, FL
    396. Pauline Dukoff, Lauderhill, FL
    397 Katherine Carr, Florida
    398 Sam Carr, Florida
    399 Bob Jeshiva, Florida
    400 John Woods, Staten Island, NY
    401 Mary Molski , Staten Island NY
    402 Elaine Parks, Nesconset, NY
    403 Helen Williams, Commack, NY
    404 Patty Chow,Garden City, New York
    405 Jennifer Kong
    406 Yaung-Moon Cho
    407 Elsa Yau
    408 Gros zouzone
    409 Kalia Robinson
    410 Sandra Turner-Reid, Quincy, MA
    411 Shandro Turner-Scarlett
    412 Tammy Lee
    413 Caroline Lee
    414 Anna Jung
    415 Lynette Mason
    416 Kerry McDermott - Massachusetts
    417 Julie Marina
    418 Kim Peters
    419 Jennifer Elways
    420 Mary Beth Miller
    421 James Brandon
    422 Kevin Dumais
    423 Joanne & Dave Martin
    424 Laurie & Ken Comtois
    425 Debbie Stanewicz
    426 Jim ST.Laurent
    427 Lea St. Laurent
    428 Deb Marvin
    429 Mike Marvin
    430 Chris Haywood
    431 Gi Dembrowski
    432 Cheryl Schedin
    433 Kim Silacci
    434 Ashley Wernher-Collins
    435 Amy Sawyer Fisher
    436 Debra L. Nunan
    437 Andrea Warren
    438 Lisa Rochlin-Sakol
    439 Jonathan Fields
    440 Jeff Diacik
    441 Charlie Kuronya
    442 Fran Seserko
    443 Ron Drumheller
    444 Nikki Anderlonis
    445 Shannon Pilcicki
    446 Laura Baker
    447 Maxine Rickabaugh
    448 Marie Rissell
    449 Veronica Cazille - It might seem ironic, but if it does some good,
    then
    it's worthwhile.
    450 Sharon Buddendorf
    451 Arlene McCarthy
    452 Patricia Bucholski
    453 Diane Riddick
    454 Nannaette Richardson
    455 Eugenia Ralston
    456 Diane Doyle
    457 Kathy DiStefano
    458. Jennifer Romeo
    459. Nathan Gimbal, PA - In loving memory of Michael Amos and Patricia
    McGinn
    460. Carole Ellerkamp, Oreland, PA
    461. Jaime Gardner
    462. Amanda Ott
    463. Linda Ott
    464 Rita Ferry
    465 Jen Siravo
    466. Patricia Gabert
    467. Dan Kutschera
    468. Jessica Lax
    469. Morgan S
    470. Sherin T.
    471. Aswathy T.
    478. Tiffanie Kung
    479. Steve Kung
    480. Clara Kung
    481. Kristi Lim
    482.Gillian yap
    483. Tara Klapstein
    484. Melanie Rosser
    485. Wanitta Ranson-Alberta, Canada. Lost friend due to impaired
    driving
    486. Danielle Mohr, Alberta, Canada
    487. Tamara Coli, Alberta Canada.
    488 Gord & marlene villumsen
    489 Shannon Janssen, Alberta Canada
    490 Linda Yashchyshyn
    491 Mark Yashchyshyn
    492 Sandra McLaren
    493 Darcy McLaren
    494 Anthony Bouk
    495 Dustin Schatz - might think twice now
    496 Nicole Wick
    497 Amber Ruzycki - Lamont Alberta Canada
    498 Josh Melnyk - Lamont, Alberta,Canada
    499 Gordon Danylchuk- Leduc, AB
    500 Tim Usher-Moose Jaw, SK
    501 Ian Parsons - Moose Jaw, SK
    502 Chris Meginbir - Calgary, AB
    503 Sonja Redeker
    504 Yvonne Redeker (Mom) - Invermere, BC
    505 Leslie Hecher (mother) Radium Hot Springs, BC
    506 Wendy Jansen, Invermere BC
    507 Wilf Akerlund, Kelowna BC
    508 bev Akerlund, Kelowna BC
    509 Alice Cristofoli, Trail, BC
    510 Ivana Rhodes, Trail BC
    511 Selma Nutini, Trail, B.C.
    512 Lori Cachia, Smithers, BC
    513. Cathy Higginson, Smithers, BC
    514. Kari Stone, Smithers BC
    515. *Joel* Schneider, Smithers BC
    516. *Erik * Evans, Ontario
    517. T. Gamble, Canada
    518. Janna Lee, BC, Canada
    519. James Lee, BC, Canada
    520. Nicole Pister, BC Canada
    521. Lesley L, BC Canada
    522. Pierre C, Qc Canada
    523. Vanessa H, Ont Canada
    524. Carey H, Ont Canada
    525. James H, Ont Canada
    526. Peter A, Ont Canada
    527. Breanne Tucker, Alberta Canada
    528. Donna Tucker, Alberta Canada
    529. Harvey Tucker, Alberta Canada
    530. Eric Birkholz, Alberta Canada
    531. Dennis Birkholz, Alberta Canada
    532. Lucie Birkholz, Alberta Canada
    533. Edward Birkholz, Alberta Canada
    534. Ashton Johnston, Alberta Canada
    535. Ed Josefowicz, Alberta Canada
    536. Mark Berry, WA Australia
    537.Christopher Strand, Alberta Canada
    538.Anna Strand,Spruce Grove,AB,Canada
    539.Cherlyn Forth, Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
    540. Julie Herman, Calgary, Alberta, Canada
    541. Sherry Fallon, Calgary, Alberta, Canada
    542. Lena Gassner, Brooks, Alberta, Canada
    543.Mary Molloy, Brooks, Alberta, Canada
    544. Shawna Feradi, Strathmore Alberta, Canada
    555.Sara Williams, Brooks Alberta, Canada
    556.Amber Dekam, Brooks Alberta, Canada
    557. Shelley Nickel, Kamloops BC, Canada
    558.Christine L, Kamloops, BC, Canada
    559.Jesse R, Kamloops, BC, Canada
    560.Ryan Dawson, Kamloops, BC, Canada
    561.Michelle McClean, Kamloops Bc Canada
    562.Kassandra Sullivan, Kamloops, B.C Canada
    563. Jessica Lane, kamloops, B.C Canada
    564.Candace Vandenborre, Kamloops, B.C Canada
    565. Michele Spicer, Calgary, AB, Canada
    566. Penny Spicer, Kitimat, BC Canada
    567. Laura Taylor, Kitimat, B.C. Canada
    568. Cheryl Spencer, Terrace, B.C. Canada
    569. Scott Spencer, Terrace, B.C. Canada
    570. Darren White, Genelle, B.C. Canada
    571. Anthony Creegan Castlegar.BC.Canada
    572. Brenda Turner, B.C. Canada
    573. Kathy Jones, BC Canada
    574. Amber McLachlan, Robson, BC,Canada
    575. Ryan McLachlan, Robson, BC, Canada
    576. Timothy McLachlan, Robson ,BC,Canada
    577. Zachary McLachlan, Robson, BC, Canada
    578. pauline o'neill,prince george,b.c.,cananda
    579.mike o'neill, prince george,b.c.,canada
    580. Brian and Shawn Creuzot, pg, bc
    581. Yvonne Brienen, Prince George, BC
    582. Kevan Brienen, Prince George, BC
    583. Ian Birkett, Kamloops, BC
    584. Whitney Birkett, Kamloops, BC
    585. Jennifer Fernie, Kamloops, BC
    586. Mike Fernie, Kamloops, BC
    587. Melanie Ross, Kamloops, BC - in memory of Geri-Anne
    588. Mike Ross, Kamloops, BC.
    589. Michael Robinson, Calgary AB.
    590. Karen Robinson, Calgary AB
    591. Julene Bradley, Calgary, AB
    592. Cheryl Meyer, Calgary, AB
    593. Brenda Williams, Calgary, AB
    594. Joy Hanson, Calgary, Alberta, Canada
    595. Ricky Waugh, Ontario, Canada
    596. Fred McKittrick Kelowna B.C.
    597. Alan Horner, Ontario
    598. Shirley Horner, Ontario
    599. Seth Duffus, Ontario
    600 Harry Coutts, Nova Scotia
    601 Janice Koerner, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
    602 Claude Filiatrault, Dartmouth, N.S. Can
    603 Gaye Cosgrove-Shay, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
    604 Bernadette Shay, Ketch Harbour, Nova Scotia, Canada
    605 T. Dempsey NS Canada
    606: LORI DECKER HALIFAX,NOVA SCOTIA ( IN MEMORY OF HARRY B)
    607: BETH DECKER LR SA
    608 Andrew Baird (In memory of Harry)
    609 Rita Baird(In memory of Harry)
    610 Mary Baird(In memory of Harry)
    611 Donna Freake (In memory of Harry Baird)
    612 Woody Freake (In memory of Harry Baird)
    613 Bill Dawe ( In memory of Harry Baird)
    614 Dianne Dawe(In memory of Harry Baird)
    615 Krista Dawe ( In memory of Harry Baird)
    616 Brent Dawe (In memory of Harry Baird)
    617Scott and Jan Bothwell ( Calgary, AB)
    618Nick and Linda Hudson (Calgary, AB)
    619 Keith and Rosemary Hudson
    620 Diane Hodges
    621 Judy & Rick Oncescu
    622 Darlene and Ravi Abraham
    623 Roxanne Morley Anderson
    624 Sheryl Krill
    625 Debra King Edmonton, Alberta
    626 Marlene Stephen, Morinville, AB
    627 Carolyn Cordell, Stony Plain, AB
    628 Rhonda Carter, Stony Plain, AB
    629 Brandi Horst, Evansburg AB
    630. Brenda Shumborski, Seba Beach, Alberta, CANADA
    631 Joyce Schadlich, Stony Plain, Alberta
    632. Lynn McDonald, Darwell, Alberta
    633. Megan McDonald, Wabamun, Alberta
    634. James Crispo
    635. Christina Needham
    636. Emily Needham
    637. Krystal Levert
    638. Allison Langlois
    639. Matthew Hone
    640. Delores Summers
    641. Sandy Stanger, BC, CANADA
    651. Gina O'Rourke, BC - in memory of cousin Walter Herzog, dead from a
    drunk driver
    652. Hugh Westen
    653. Melinda Westen, BC, Canada
    654. Rick Ott, BC, Canada
    655. Shannon Campbell Kelowna, B.C. Canada
    656. Lenore Maday - Kelowna, B.C., Canada
    657. John Maday - Kelowna, B.C., Canada
    658. Karen Timoruski- Wildwood, AB, Canada
    659.Percy & Verna Coulombe Bonnyville,A
    660. Rhae Eden- Olds, AB
    661. Cameron Potts - Prince Albert, Sask.
    662. Scott Witkowski - Prince Albert, Sask
    663. Brian Henderson, Ashcroft, B.C.
    664. Susan Henderson, Ashcroft, B.C.
    665. Glennys Holliday, Courtenay, B.C.
    666. Gerry Holliday, Courtenay, B. C.
    667. Leanne Boyd, Courtenay, B.C.
    668. Irene Clavier, Comox, B.C.
    669. Ian Hargreaves, Courtenay, B.C.
    670 George Hargreaves, Kelowna,BC
    671 David Rodriguez, Westbank, BC
    672 Caroline Rodriguez, Westbank, BC
    673 Jared Wagar, Calgary, AB.
    674. Tanya Lindley, Calgary, AB
    675 Carrie Miller, Alberta, Canada
    676 Patrice Schoepfner, BC Canada
    677 J.Hodulik BC, Canada
    678 Cheryl Dodman, BC CANADA
    679 D. Dmytruk British Columbia, Canada
    680 T. McLean B.C. Canada
    681 J. McLean B.C. Canada
    682 R. McLean B.C. Canada
    683 G. McLean B.C. Canada
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    i got that email a long time ago.

    OMG myname is on it! no, not really.

    but it really is a sad poem
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    MADD is significantly funded by the Robert Wood Foundation.

    The Robert Wood Foundation pretty much wants to make drinking illegal. They support the REDICULOUS .08% laws, ignoring that most accidents involve people over .15%

    Whatever.

    I hate MADD.
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    Let's start our own group. DA MADD. Drunks Against Mothers Against Drinking and Driving.
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    Oh and I didn't read the poem. All they can do is trump up BS stats, and give you emotional BS poetry.
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    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

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    LAME. The only one lamer is the one about abortion with the little fetus rhyming to its mother.
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    If you receive this petition and do nothing but delete it, your selfishness knows no bounds. Signing is such a small effort to make.
    My selfishness knows no bounds???? Fu@k you MADD!
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    word.



    it's prolly inapporpirate but *lmao* at gyno's crack about the rhyming fetus.
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    Originally posted by ElPietro
    Let's start our own group. DA MADD. Drunks Against Mothers Against Drinking and Driving.
    I liked it better as a slayer song when it was called DDAMM Drunk Drivers Against Madd Mothers.

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    Originally posted by Gyno Rhino
    LAME. The only one lamer is the one about abortion with the little fetus rhyming to its mother.
    LMAO!!!

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    Tina, do you think it's high time for another "dead baby joke" thread?
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    it's never a good time for dead baby jokes.
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    I personally like laughing about the most sensitive stuff the most. Including when its sensitive to me.

    that poem is pretty lame.
    couldn`t they at least get a good poet to adress the issue, instead of doing this silly schoolboy rhyme about its bad mmmkay

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    dead baby joke threads

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    Screw MADD.

    Why is it that a drunk driver, going slow and being careful on his way home or Waffle House at 3am, is equated with the rabid alcoholic that's out at 3pm, sloshed off his ass, and ends up taking out a family of four?

    Freakin' bull****. Take the licenses away from the 85% of the people on the road that can't drive while sober before bitching about this.
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    Originally posted by PowerManDL
    Take the licenses away from the 85% of the people on the road that can't drive while sober before bitching about this.
    So funny but so true.
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    Majt, if you could express yourself via some retardedly simplistic poem, that appeals to human basic emotions only, instead of trying to make sense, you would probably be able to reach more people with your message.
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    haha. rhyming fetus. i want to hear a dead baby joke too.

    whats that poem saying? she didnt drink and drive, but still got nailed. maybe if she had a few drinks, she would have passed out and not been hit by a drunk. life is ****ed up.

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    Originally posted by lick
    she didnt drink and drive, but still got nailed. maybe if she had a few drinks, she would have passed out and not been hit by a drunk. life is ****ed up.
    Hehehehe. That's right.
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    Originally posted by ElPietro
    Majt, if you could express yourself via some retardedly simplistic poem, that appeals to human basic emotions only, instead of trying to make sense, you would probably be able to reach more people with your message.
    Please Don't Take My Beer

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    Please sir don't take my beer
    Its so good and cold
    I have no fear,
    When I drink my beer

    Beer is great when good times are near
    I can ride in the car,
    and I can scream "hey, queer!"
    When I have my beer.

    I drive like a pro
    When I have my beer,
    My car is like a GTO
    It always wants to go.

    So please sir, don't take my beer.
    I brought enough for everyone
    I've got plenty in here
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    OMG! Now I can see!

    *chugs pint*

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    Originally posted by PowerManDL


    Freakin' bull****. Take the licenses away from the 85% of the people on the road that can't drive while sober before bitching about this.
    Women are only about 53% of the population, I thought.
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    *pops belial in the back of the head*
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    Originally posted by Belial


    Women are only about 53% of the population, I thought.
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    lol @ belial.

    nice.

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