Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Freud: The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
L.A. Police Department: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I like the LAPD one best.
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Nah, the Jerry Seinfeld one is much better...
"Success is never behind you, it is always, always in front of you."
"A + B + C = Success if, A = Hard Work, B = Hard Play, C = Keeping your mouth shut" -Albert
I've always gone to the gym with the conviction that I'll be the hardest working mother****er in the joint. Make that your credo, and hope we don't lift at the same place.
-- Adam Fahy
"Fran is a double-hard bastard"- Clint Brewer 31/12/02
Dr. Seuss is the man!
"They will spend their nights dreaming of six-pack
abs and a rock hard physique, little do they realize eventually we will reach
our goal and they will be dreaming of the body we walk around with every
dayÖonly then will they understand." -- Severed Ties
"There are 6 billion people in this world, and I'm #1." -- me