The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness
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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Lord Kel Masters Sayiajin Prince's Avatar
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    Question for chickendaddy everyone should read also!!!

    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
    Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
    Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

    Colonel Sanders: "I missed one?"

    LA Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

    Bill Clinton: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

    Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told!

    Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

    Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

    Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

    Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.

    Ronald Reagan: What chicken?

    Bill Clinton (again): I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.

    Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

    Fox Mulder: You saw it cross with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

    Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

    Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

    Bill Gates: I have just released "Chicken Coop 98", which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook, and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

    Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    Bill Clinton (also, again): Define "cross".
    Last edited by Sayiajin Prince; 08-25-2001 at 02:26 PM.
    "The whole jedi thing was just not compatible with my lifestyle. My master was jelous he was always holding me back, -"be mindfull of the future, but live in the present"- what the hell does that mean? I even got my arm cut off...it just sucked. So i switched to the dark side and i havent looked back once...Now i am shooting lightning from my fingertips, choking people over the phone, i even get to wear a cape.....its just boss. My name is Anikin skywalker and i am a sith lord."

    "i have the sex drive of 10 rabbits on viagra"

    age: 19
    height: 5'8'' (im lieing its probably 5'7'')
    weight: 159-165 lbs (morning and day)
    bodyfat: 8.6
    bench:315
    squat:405
    Deadlift:500

    goals for end of the year 405/500/600 at 170-175(with the 8pack)

    other: dips 3 and a quarter plates for 4 reps

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