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    Trying to figure this out JohnCollins's Avatar
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    Humor - parents will love it!

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    I hate babies with a passion

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    kinda like some people hate clowns

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    what are you doing on cutestuf.com ?
    My profile picture is about 5 years old, I'll get around to taking some progress pics eventually.

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    I think babys are cool when they are 5,6 and have blond hair and call you papa all the time, and then they laugh when you lift them up and when their bad you have to give them a little spank.
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    this was retarded...lol
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    Uh huh
    Best way to cheat on deadlifts...

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    Three minutes of my life.

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    Hehehe. Had the desired response.


    what are you doing on cutestuf.com ?
    I don't hang out there, my sister (mother of eight) sent me the link.
    "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

    Had a good workout on my liver yesterday. Did a pretty high number of reps, but not to complete failure. Liver DOMS today is kinda bad...it has even reached my head! -- ElPietro

    "If I ever found a chick who smelled like gun powder and spent cartridges, I'd run to a jewelry store, rob it, and propose to her with a sack of diamonds. " --Budiak

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    Clowns.. :o

    Originally posted by Reinier
    kinda like some people hate clowns
    eew CLOWNS lol. I guess a lot of peeps hate clowns. Theres this pizza place near my house that always has a clown outside of it, needless to say NO ONE GOES THERE . I'm glad too because it reminds me of the clown from that movie IT that says "Do you want it.. Do you want it.. DO YOU WANT IT!?". The cutestuf was an odd link nonetheless :P

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