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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Trying to figure this out JohnCollins's Avatar
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    Mad Cow Disease

    "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

    Had a good workout on my liver yesterday. Did a pretty high number of reps, but not to complete failure. Liver DOMS today is kinda bad...it has even reached my head! -- ElPietro

    "If I ever found a chick who smelled like gun powder and spent cartridges, I'd run to a jewelry store, rob it, and propose to her with a sack of diamonds. " --Budiak

    "I dance like a drunken white boy. I'm really screwed since I quit drinking." -- PowerManDL

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    haha, the "milking my wife's ta tas" part was ace
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    LMAO @ "Pasteurize that!"
    Eat Tuna!
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    LOL!
    "If we're all God's children....what's so special about Jesus?" - Jimmy Carr

    "The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk."
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    two cows are standing in a field

    The first cow asks, "Are you worried about this Mad Cow disease stuff?"
    The second cow says, "Nope!"
    The first cow says, "Really? Why not?"
    The second cow says, "Because I'm a duck!!"

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    lol that was one mad fookin cow haha
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    I'm not even going to tell you what I did to the sour cream
    Best way to cheat on deadlifts...

    Stand there for a few minutes, then pace back and forth a lot, huff and puff, wait until everybody's looking. Approach the bar. Back off. Approach it again. Back off. Get some water. Chalk up. Approach the bar again. Then spray some more chalk around. Wait until people start losing interest. When nobody's looking, pick it a little off the floor, and slam it down. Jump up and yell "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY". Then give high fives all around. - Belial

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    Cal, "I'm a duck" is my new favorite joke. 'Course a lot of people I tell it to don't get it. . .which is very, very scary, I think.
    "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

    Had a good workout on my liver yesterday. Did a pretty high number of reps, but not to complete failure. Liver DOMS today is kinda bad...it has even reached my head! -- ElPietro

    "If I ever found a chick who smelled like gun powder and spent cartridges, I'd run to a jewelry store, rob it, and propose to her with a sack of diamonds. " --Budiak

    "I dance like a drunken white boy. I'm really screwed since I quit drinking." -- PowerManDL

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    Originally posted by JohnCollins
    Cal, "I'm a duck" is my new favorite joke. 'Course a lot of people I tell it to don't get it. . .which is very, very scary, I think.
    well . . . it's one of those 'thinkers'

    if you have trouble thinking, you'll have trouble with the joke.

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