I went back to church today, and we were chillin' outside after evening worship. This kid, trying to be a jerk... says to me, "You put on some weight? You're lookin' kinda beefy." (Of course, he didn't mean the firm beef. I think it was the baggy clothes...)
I was like, "Yeah. Go through about twenty gallons of Ice cream and 80 boxes of pizza in 3 months, it'll do that to ya."
He's laughing, and he calls me fatty. These chicks are grossing out over what I 'claimed' to eat. (Though I was damn close.) - I was like, dood... check out this beergut, lifted the shirt for him. Oh, oops. Wrong stomach. That one has 8 abs. :evillaugh
I was rolling. You shoulda seen the look on the one girl's face. I think she about had a seizure. It's good to know I'm looking 'big', even at 6% BF. I need to take some pics, this isn't gonna last long. WHERES MY DIGITAL CAMERA, LITTLE GIRL!@%!!
Last edited by Yaz; 08-19-2001 at 06:30 PM.
Feels good to look like I train. *looks@beercan*
Only thing is I don't quite favor looking 'beefyfat' in my clothing because there is muscle under there. I will start wearing tighter clothing. No leather pants or cut-off shorts though. tuttut
LOL, yeah don't wear those - instead, break out the wife-beater tank tops and the spandex shorts...
Last edited by Craig James; 08-19-2001 at 06:41 PM.
Wifebeater = Ace.
Spandex = tuttut
Last edited by Yaz; 08-19-2001 at 06:53 PM.
Dude, just think about it - not only could you entice the girls with your rippling hugeness, but you could tease them with your manly boys... Uh, they are manly aren't they?Originally posted by Yaz
Wifebeater = Ace.
Spandex = tuttut
Last edited by Craig James; 08-19-2001 at 06:59 PM.
"I HAVE NEVER DONE ANABOLIC STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And as a child, all the kids used to point, laugh and call me Elephant. Now that we're all 18+, they just sit back and wish.
LOL, dude, I am crying here! Just a little friendly ribbing... lol
I'm sorry did I hurt your feelings?
Heeere, let me hurt your face! *punches Craig*
I AM NOT A USER OF AS!!!!!!
Ok. I feel better now.
*waves hand in front of face*
Was that a gnat I felt flitting about me???
Last edited by Craig James; 08-19-2001 at 08:50 PM.
I'm going to get high volume on your ass!@%$!
Yaz, be careful when talking about doing stuff to another dude's ass... We might end up with another May1010 on our hands here...
Last edited by Craig James; 08-19-2001 at 10:46 PM.
Im gonna regret this.
But whats this May1010?
Ah **** ya Yaz................
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Yaz- Nice story, I was really hoping you didn't kick someone's ass at Church. LOL
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Where dos pics yaz?
Milk.... it does the body good.
Good story and good whitty comebacks with the wrong belly.
For the 12342134091249499439300320000 time:
Once my tits inflate again, you'll get your pictures.