Never take canned tuna and chocolate milk together!
ummm, why did you do it in the first place???
Looking at those words in the same sentence and thinking about it makes me wanna puke.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'-Homer Simpson
My brother always said that drowning in beer would be like heaven. Well, my brother's not here and I have two soakers... This sucks!!!-Bob McKenzie
Hockey is murder on ice-Jim Murray
Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.-Superintendent Pang (Hard Boiled)