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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

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    itchy bunghole. Really

    Damn I make a fool of myself, oh well

    Is this normal? I figured it may be from my diet. Since I drink a few protein shakes a day, my "waste" is usually very soft and takes a few wipes. I only do a number 2 once a day.

    For about 9 months or so, my bunghole has been itchy. Nothing hurts when I wipe,poop, or scratch or anything. I dont think its a hemroid because those hurt right? Just want to know if this is normal? I dont scratch it 24 hours a day, just sometimes. Am I just being paranoid?

    Please someone tell me something similar.

    BTW: this is a serious question
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    Do you have any blood on your toilet paper when wiping? You can get a small anal fissure that itches and bleeds. Sometimes they'll burn after wiping, too. Having to wipe a bunch tends to cause these fissures. So can having a large, constipated stool- it expands the anal canal too much and causes a small tear that turns into a fissure. You might try increasing your dietary fiber to try to bulk up your stools so you don't have to wipe so much. Some people can increase their fiber enough with high-fiber foods. Other people need to take a fiber supplement: BeneFiber, FiberCon, Citrucel, Metamucil, etc.

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    Get one of those showerheads with the flexible hose, and aim the spray up your ass, wash your ass with soap and a washcloth (i don't care if you throw it out after you're done) and aim the spray up your ass again

    You can thank me later

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    You might have some kind of worms??? S*it man i dont know? your guess is as good as mine. if its that bad go to a doctor! do you have to push your **** out or does it flow freely?if your pushing you could have hemroids.

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    Maybe a yeast infection? just a guess.

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    Yeast infection? I'm a dude!

    Anyway, I dont have to push poop out. It comes out easy.

    Dephi, you're a dr right? I've never passed blood in the toilet (sorry guys if thats graphic). But some days (after excessive wiping), I do see a little blood on the toilet paper. But it rarely ever happens

    THanks guys, anyone else?
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    Sounds like a fissure when blood occurs while wiping, but it's not actually in the stool. It could be a yeast/fungal infection like APE. said. You can get fungal growth anywhere on the skin, especially in warm, dark, moists areas. On the feet it's called athlete's foot, and in the groin it's called jock itch. If you can afford it, a tube of Lamisil will clear up a fungal infection pretty quick. If it persists, then it's probably a fissure.

    Yeah, I'm a surgeon. You wouldn't believe the number of patients sent to my office with supposed hemorrhoid problems that end up having a fissure. A little fiber and sometimes some lidocaine ointment usually fixes it up.

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    I have yeast infections all the time.

    Go ahead and see your doc if it's bothering you that much.

    Like Delphi said, it could be a fungal infection that's easily cured. A small fissure is easily cured, too. Diflucan will probably take care of any yeast problems you've possibly got.
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    how much fiber do i need daily? I have some right now actually.
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    Sometimes my ass itches "in there" too. It's kind of embarrassing. I'll try eating more fiber, I guess.

    Glad somebody else asked this first.

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    Originally posted by Scott S
    Sometimes my ass itches "in there" too. It's kind of embarrassing. I'll try eating more fiber, I guess.

    Glad somebody else asked this first.
    ROFL. Man, it itches a few times a day in there. I hope this is normal
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    Originally posted by thetopdog
    Get one of those showerheads with the flexible hose, and aim the spray up your ass, wash your ass with soap and a washcloth (i don't care if you throw it out after you're done) and aim the spray up your ass again

    You can thank me later
    Do that and...

    When is the last time you shaved or used sissors to cut some hair?

    I'm serous. I trim my junk every 3 weeks but towards the end of that 3rd week i get a little itchy.
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    ew..this is so gross guys tuttut

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    Originally posted by SweetSpark83
    ew..this is so gross guys tuttut


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    Make sure you get it all outta there when you are wiping. For me at least, if there is any brown stuff left "in there" my a$$ itches something fierce. I know this is a little too much information, but try putting some neosporin or something on the TP when your butt starts to feel dry while wiping and keep going. Then use something like that when you get done to remoisturize the area.
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    Delphi, what about pinworm? Your normal colonic flora should take care of yeast infections. As I understand, enterobius vermicularis (pinworm) causes mad seasonal itching when the worm lays it's eggs. It's also quite common in North America. In the lab we look for eggs in a "scotch tape sample".

    Stabber, is any of your family also experiencing an itchy perianal region? From what I remember the bug is highly contagious and if one person has it, chances are somebody else in your family does too.
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    ExctX is right. I forgot about pinworm.

    It's quite possible.
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    thx everyone. Ectx, i dont think anyone has the same thing. Im going to try some anti-fungal cream or something and start taking fiber. If that doesnt do it, I guess I will see my dr. Damn thats going to be embarassing. I'll have to tell the front desk I'm there for a sprained ankle or something
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    roflmao you guys are cool

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    yep. Good bunch of guys here.


    To update on the bunghole situation, I started taking more fiber and wiping less. (I shower after the number 2 mind you). It seemed to help!

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    wow. i can't believe i read the title of this thread and clicked anyway.


    umm..glad your uhh, bunghole situation cleared up.
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