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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Bench Press and Biceps

    Well, I finally decided to start up the good ole journal. This is not gonna contain workouts and such untill I get off my ass and make more $$$ so I can buy stuff I feel I need. Untill then, I will mainly vent my anger and give you a small eye into my exciting little world. Read if you want, but parental disgression is strongly advised.

    Its almost friday, I hope I get laid today........lets try to make this happen!!! Cold weather suXor. I am definitely a warm-hot weather person. Now that I dont have a snowboard, the winter is useless except to try and get even more jacked for the summer so I can score the mad rotties with my hawaiian shorts, sandals and wife beater. I cant wait till this weekend so I can turn my $300 plymoth broham into a moto jump, I dont care what my dad says!! Living at home is great. No Rent, Big Room, A whole downstairs for me and my brother to seduce the ladies at. If only there were tons of hotties here, Id have it made. My elbow hurts from too much gymnastics, WARM UP EVERYTIME!
    I wanna move to vegas
    Last edited by kAiXuan; 12-06-2002 at 03:39 AM.
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    If it doesnt make dollars, then it doesnt make sense

    I never knew how skinny I was untill I started gaining a little weight

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    Re: Bench press and bong rips

    Originally posted by kAiXuan
    I hope I get laid today
    What a charmer


    Congrats on (finally) starting your very own journal!
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    Vegas kicks ass !

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    LMAO
    If only there were tons of hotties here, Id have it made. My elbow hurts from too much gymnastics
    I'm sure its gymnastics that's giving you these elbow problems.

    Do you really take gymnastics? I had thought about this for awhile.

    Why do you need to buy stuff before training? Supplements are merely that. They just supplement your training, they aren't your training. Go get in the gym!

    Good job on starting a journal. Keep it up man.
    What is elite?
    "Those who work the hardest often complain the least." -anonymous
    Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

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    Damn, those endurance sessions are killing me. Gymnastics is fun, just make sure you dont go stoned. Only Chest and Biceps for a while
    -deFenDeRs oF thE unDerRateD

    If it doesnt make dollars, then it doesnt make sense

    I never knew how skinny I was untill I started gaining a little weight

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    Originally posted by kAiXuan
    Only Chest and Biceps for a while
    LMAO Right on! I'd hate to have those huge bulky legs. Hehe, good luck with it.
    What is elite?
    "Those who work the hardest often complain the least." -anonymous
    Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

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    This is definitily one journal I'll visit oftenly! I like yer style dude-
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    WTF, is this a journal or a penthouse?

    Nice job on turning your broham into a jump, lets see pictures! Screw your old man!

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    lol, good stuff on starting a journal, or as Budiak refers to 'penthouse'

    Just wondering what kind of supplements your thinking of? and why they would make a difference to training?

    have you got a bird? or are u gonna try pimping it?

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    I dont have the oppritunity to eat as much as it takes me to gain more weight. Supplements make this much easier (whey and post workout mix)
    Im lazy
    -deFenDeRs oF thE unDerRateD

    If it doesnt make dollars, then it doesnt make sense

    I never knew how skinny I was untill I started gaining a little weight

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    Haha, guess what all you naysayers...........I got laid tonight!!!!
    She is passed out right now and I am kinda drunk. The madman that I am, I havent even busted yet and she is asleep. I need to find me a woman who can compete, but I do love these 18 year olders. I feel like Matty Mc in Dazed and Confused...........I keep getting older and they stay the same age. HAHA, a slight intermission untill round 2. GG and BB, you know what im talking about--
    WORD
    should I ever talk to her again??
    I think nawwwwwwT :evillaugh
    Last edited by kAiXuan; 12-07-2002 at 02:25 AM.
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    I dont think the girls of WBB should be allowed to read my posts
    I would like to have some respect from them.........please??
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    If it doesnt make dollars, then it doesnt make sense

    I never knew how skinny I was untill I started gaining a little weight

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    hahahahaha.....at 3:30 in the morning crunk this is funny! good work dawg! let a brother hit it!
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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by kAiXuan
    [B]Haha, guess what all you naysayers...........I got laid tonight!!!!
    She is passed out right now and I am kinda drunk

    Yeah.... they have to be awake the WHOLE time for it to count (just messin) :alcoholic :evillaugh
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    Originally posted by kAiXuan
    Haha, guess what all you naysayers...........I got laid tonight!!!!
    She is passed out right now and I am kinda drunk.
    She's been passed out the whole time right?
    Last edited by BigChaseyChase; 12-07-2002 at 02:30 AM.
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    na, he fell asleep on his hand and punched the clown so that it would feel like he got some strange.

    that doesnt count either kaixuan
    1. Do the right thing.
    2. Do it to the best of you ability.
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    but I do love these 18 year olders. I feel like Matty Mc in Dazed and Confused...........I keep getting older and they stay the same age.
    I thought you loved them because they have the ass's of 10 year old boys??
    Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.

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    lol, good going
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    WTF?? So what, did you fire one out on her face or something?

    That is pretty sad, man. You drank too much. You do know that alcohol impedes sexual function, right? You'd have probably busted it a while ago if you were sober...bu theyn she wouldnt have ****ed you. Its a catch/22.

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    Don't forget to inform us every now and again on your training

    Naw....glad you started a journal.

    It should be most interesting.
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    Good luck big guy.
    You wanna buy a power rack?

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    Originally posted by kAiXuan
    Haha, guess what all you naysayers...........I got laid tonight!!!!
    She is passed out right now and I am kinda drunk. The madman that I am, I havent even busted yet and she is asleep. I need to find me a woman who can compete, but I do love these 18 year olders. I feel like Matty Mc in Dazed and Confused...........I keep getting older and they stay the same age. HAHA, a slight intermission untill round 2. GG and BB, you know what im talking about--
    WORD
    should I ever talk to her again??
    I think nawwwwwwT :evillaugh
    Scoring with drunk unconscious chicks because the sober ones won't take you seriously?

    Kidding, kaixuan. kidding. However, when are these workouts coming up and the title of your journal IS just a joke, right?
    Last edited by Jane; 12-07-2002 at 01:30 PM.
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    If he worked on a girl until she fell asleep without busting, I think that counts as a hell of a workout.

    Unless he was asleep and she was on him and then gave up and passed out.



    GO ****IN LIFT, KAI!!

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    Nono, you all have it very wrong. She took advantage of me. She kept giving me shots and then shes like "should we just do it?" and I said whatever you want. Of course then I didnt tell her the rule of never talking to a girl again after a one nighter, untill after everything was over. Then I told her one more thing.................to leave. I am an asshole, and for some reason..........girls love it.
    ADVICE: Im telling you, if you do your job good.................they always tell their friends. Its like networking or something. Then they all want you, and you give yourself a pat on the back.

    Haha, how much for the rack??
    Ill tell my parents thats what I want for christmas.
    Monday and im back on schedule.

    goal for today: get laid

    yesterdays rating: 9/10
    -deFenDeRs oF thE unDerRateD

    If it doesnt make dollars, then it doesnt make sense

    I never knew how skinny I was untill I started gaining a little weight

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    You are the wisest man I know.

    4 bills gets you the whole package. Then you will be bigger, then you will get even more chicks.

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