We were talking about religion and he said he was catholic and asked my religion. I told him atheist (more or less) and then he wanted to tell me how he knew there was a God.
Kid: "Dude, I was kayaaking and I saw some crazy ****."
Me: "Like what?"
Kid: "Like these huge pastures, grassy fields, and these weird rocks."
Me: "I'm missing your point."
Kid: "You are missing something. You should've been a boy scout, then it all would've made sense."
I also brought up some political stuff and when I referred to something Michael Moore did, he interrupted me and said: "Who are these people? Where are you from?" I told him "Maryland" and then he told me I was an odd kid.
He then called me a "fag" for being Vegan and not drinking alcohol.