This Wednesday I had to deal with the most annoying two people in the gym. These two girls topped the guy that barks like a dog, curl jockeys and the homeless bodybuilder.
I was waiting for the elliptical and two girls are using the machines. Anyway, although they have people waiting behind them and it is my understanding there is a 20 minute limit on machines, they were talking and on for about 40 minutes. Now, I am waiting patiently, but am getting pissed off since they kept talking and talking and stopping their workout so they could focus on their next sentence every once in a while. They did so many times that the elliptical would pause the workout.
I don’t know what was worse. The fact they were being rude by using the machines for so long or that they talked on and on. I mean they were loud and so annoying talking about how their boyfriend this and OMG I wanted to slap him. After me and my buddy got on a machine that became available we still had to workout listening to them. These girls were some mean Twinkies. They were talking about other girls and how they hated them. It was impossible to zone them out (think Valley Girls). Anyway, my friend decides to change the channel on the TV next to the machine and one turns to the other and says, how rude, I was watching that. I am how the hell can they be watching it if all they did is workout. These girls would just not stop talking. I wanted to pull a Grand Theft Auto on them.
After I did my workout and did some weight and came back to do some more cardio they were still there on the elliptical. I can’t believe some people. To top it all off these girls had no business doing cardio. I mean they probably had a combined weight of 180 LBS.