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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

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  1. #1
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    The House of the Dead - possibly the worst movie ever

    Seriously. The entire theatre would laugh at some places because it was so lame. It was horrid.

    For example:

    Guy: What do we do about these zombies?
    Girl: This book looks old, maybe it will help!


    WTF?!? Yeah...maybe this old ****ing book will help kill the zombies. Maybe we can give them paper cuts! ****! Best part, THEY DIDN'T EVEN USE THE BOOK.

    I have a feeling that the people who didn't send this straight to video just shortened their careers.

    Don't even rent it.
    Last edited by galileo; 10-12-2003 at 02:10 PM.

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    Re: The House of the Dead - possibly the worst movie ever

    Originally posted by galileo

    Guy: What do we do about these zombies?
    Girl: This book looks old, maybe it will help!



    Don't even rent it.
    LMFAO dude no way. Just because of that short write up you just made Ill be standing inline to rent it when it comes out. I love stupid horror!
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    The preview looked good- until the people started jumping 10ft in the air and throwing gernades and using sub machine guns to kill the zombies.
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    That's how you have to kill zombies. They're a fiesty bunch.
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
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    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
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    I got into a fight with a zombie one time. If I didn't have my trusty hand gernade laying arround I would not be typing this now!
    Last edited by SquareHead; 10-12-2003 at 03:48 PM.
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    " I'd give up a pinky or a toe or something I don't need those"
    -PwrMajt:

    "Remember, as long as you don't kick them in the head or use a weapon, it's only a misdemeanor." -JustinASU

    I nominate this thread for the Tim Nissen Award! -El P

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    I can't believe you PAID to see this? It looked like the worst movie of all time from the previews.
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    This movie was worse than Bats? bahaahahahaha

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    The DMX music in the previews was enough to tell me it would suck.

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    See, I went to watch Kill Bill, but it sold out. The selection at the moment is quite limited and my friends wanted to see House of the Dead because Rob Zombie wrote something about rocking in a magazine. It certainly was not my selection.

    I never blessed my eyes with the masterpiece that is Bats. I guess there are some things to be thankful for.

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    I went to see it after kill bill, because there was nothing to do. I watched 15 minutes of it, then left because it was so horrible.

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    I've come to the conclusion that Rob Zombie knows absolutely nothing about movies.

    If you saw House of 1000 corpses then took his word for it that this would be good, then its your fault.
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    its kind of a shame...i read they were trying to make house of the dead as scary as possible a few years back. yeah they made it scary all right...guess everyone leave the theater in horror at how terrible it is. :|
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    Originally posted by Gyno Rhino
    I can't believe you PAID to see this? It looked like the worst movie of all time from the previews.
    Ha ha no doubt.......

    I wonder what's worse:

    The movie or the idiot that PAID to see it?

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    I think the worst is the asshat who insults someone in their thread. Yeah, that's it.

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    Nope. Lets keep this a bit cleaner. Both of you.

    -HY

    My fault.....
    Last edited by stray dogg; 10-13-2003 at 03:43 PM.

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    *snicker
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    " I'd give up a pinky or a toe or something I don't need those"
    -PwrMajt:

    "Remember, as long as you don't kick them in the head or use a weapon, it's only a misdemeanor." -JustinASU

    I nominate this thread for the Tim Nissen Award! -El P

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    "ya'll gonna make me go all out! Up in here!"
    "Anyone can use a weapon. A ninja IS a weapon."
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    "It's okay to lie to women. They're not people like us."
    -Peter Griffen

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    of course it sucked, the commercials kinda gave that away! i didn't see it, but i read multiple reviews (all bad) that said it actually used clips FROM THE VIDEO GAME as special fx.
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    The difference between me and you is that you had to see the movie to realize how bad it is.

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    Rock is my 'Big Viking Brother', and not in a homo-esque way.

    And no COLON jokes, bastards!

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    Originally posted by galileo
    See, I went to watch Kill Bill, but it sold out. The selection at the moment is quite limited and my friends wanted to see House of the Dead because Rob Zombie wrote something about rocking in a magazine. It certainly was not my selection.
    The difference between you and I is that I have elementary reading comprehension skills.

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    lol gal1l30 watch0rz st00pid m00\/I3s!!!111!!11 LOL OMG
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

    assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock

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    OMGWTF?!?!11!!11!!1!1!! 707411'/ UN-1337!!!!11!

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