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    But in all seriousness- how can you describe a fruit, in general, by its color?

    What color is a banana?
    What color is a rotten banana?
    What color is an unripe banana?
    What color is an unripe rotten banana?
    What color is an unripe rotten albino banana?

    Its like asking, what color is a dog?

    So when really you think about it, its quite obvious that the answer is pi. Or pie. Or even Pai. Because really, what's love got to do with it?

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    i agree.. lets all eat sum oatmeal and ponder lifes great mysteries.

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    i had sex with a bananna peel once, fruit is so sexy
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    Originally posted by kAiXuan
    i had sex with a bananna peel once, fruit is so sexy
    lol....

    try a mango

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    or a peach...
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    Sick Sick minds.. How can i guy have sex with a fruit anyway?

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    it's cuz they have tiny little wieners.
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    Originally posted by kAiXuan
    i had sex with a bananna peel once, fruit is so sexy
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    Originally posted by Tryska
    it's cuz they have tiny little wieners.
    Even somebody with a real big schlonkey could have his way with a good watermelon with a hole in it.

    ps- the word schlonkey is property of GR

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    wouldn't that be cold?
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    one could warm it up

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    Microwaved melons is where it's at my friends

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    Originally posted by Tim Nissen


    What an educated fellow.
    ... uhhh but was that the answer?

    I never heard this one b4
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    No, technically you had the wrong answer. If we are playing by the book, the answer is yellow, because the peel is (generally) yellow and the peel is part of the banana. If you asked what color a granny smith apple is, you would respond green, because the peel is green and the peel is part of the apple.

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    It is yellow because it reflects all the colors and absorbs yellow.

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    it also depends on the type of bannana we are talking about, there are many different varieties, some of which are brown when they are fully ripe

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    you are all forgetting one thing, the banana if its pealed, is a contrast, as white is not a color.
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    Originally posted by Rock
    you are all forgetting one thing, the banana if its pealed, is a contrast, as white is not a color.
    white ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hwt, wt)
    n.
    The achromatic color of maximum lightness; the color of objects that reflect nearly all light of all visible wavelengths; the complement or antagonist of black, the other extreme of the neutral gray series. Although typically a response to maximum stimulation of the retina, the perception of white appears always to depend on contrast.

    Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
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    lol

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    Originally posted by harryhoudini66
    It is yellow because it reflects all the colors and absorbs yellow.
    exactly

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    How about it absorbs all colors except yellow?

    White objects reflect all light. Black objects reflect no light.

    Yellow objects reflect yellow light.

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