>WHY I AM SO TIRED...
>For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
>sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor
>blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the
>I'm tired because I'm overworked! Here's why:
>* The population of this country is 30 million.
>* 11 million are retired. That leaves 19 million to do the work.
>* There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do
>* Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal government,
>leaving 10.5 million to do the work!
>* 1 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing the
>Taliban. Which leaves 9.5 million to do the work.
>* Take from the total the 7 million people who work for Provincial
>and city governments. And that leaves 2.5 million to do the work.
>* At any given time there are 476,000 people in hospitals, Leaving
>2,024,000 to do the work.
>* Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on
>Employment Insurance and Welfare. That leaves just two people to do
>You and me. And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer,
>Nice, real nice...
What country are you from?
Founding Member and CEO of the FFFA
"All that matters is beauty on the inside! Outside beauty doesn't matter!"
~This is something ugly people say to feel better about themselves...
"Strength and size don't matter! It's not fair to judge training knowledge based on strength and size!"
~This is something wussy people say to feel better about themselves...
Pearls of Wisdom...
Resident Ninja Demon (with a pet Radioactive Sloth) and SchlonkeyMaster of WBB!
Rock is my 'Big Viking Brother', and not in a homo-esque way.
And no COLON jokes, bastards!
Too cool for school.
Apparently a country filled with igloos.
(Not Canada mind you)
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'-Homer Simpson
My brother always said that drowning in beer would be like heaven. Well, my brother's not here and I have two soakers... This sucks!!!-Bob McKenzie
Hockey is murder on ice-Jim Murray
Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.-Superintendent Pang (Hard Boiled)
Igloos. So it's either up north or in some tiny ass zoo in Nebraska with the penguins.
Oh I loved those Bud Light commercials that always ended in, "Drink Bud Light, but beware of the penguins."
I need another beer.
Best way to cheat on deadlifts...
Stand there for a few minutes, then pace back and forth a lot, huff and puff, wait until everybody's looking. Approach the bar. Back off. Approach it again. Back off. Get some water. Chalk up. Approach the bar again. Then spray some more chalk around. Wait until people start losing interest. When nobody's looking, pick it a little off the floor, and slam it down. Jump up and yell "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY". Then give high fives all around. - Belial